Na hapo sasa ndo wa-Africa hua tunawashinda wazungu. Level of Stupidity,And the Award of Most Stupid Man Alive goes to You..Mombasa.
Meet our men but avoid silly actions.
FANTA f...ck and never tell anybody
SINGH
Stupid indians never go home
MAUMAU
mzungu aende ulaya mwafrika apate uhuru.
KENYA
Kill europeans and not your africans
DAR ES SALAAM
Dar is a slum
TUSKER
Tmb usiku sana kesho eleza rafiki
PILSNER
People in love should not entrrtain rats
LUFTHANSA
let us f.ck the hostess and not sit around
ANUS
Africans never use spoons
FANTA
Foolish africans never taste alcohol
ALE
Alcohol livens everybody
VIVA
Vagi.. is very attractive
umechanganya na chai kibao humo
mfano "etc" sio "end of thinking capacity" bali ni kilatini "et cetera" kwa maana ya "and other similar things".
kwa kutumia LOGIC tunasema:
if A = false, then (A)AND(B) = false. Japo hatujachunguza truth value ya B, kwa lugha rahisi kama umeandika boko kwenye kirefu cha "etc" hakuna haja ya kuchunguza mengine uliyoyaandika ila ni wazi statement yako yote ni chai
Kubali umetulisha matango pori kwenye hiyo etc mm mwenyewe nilivyoona hicho kirefu cha etc nikajua unatupeleka chaka hata sikuendelea tena kusoma nikarukia uzi mwingineNajua kama kirefu chake ni et cetra. Kwani hakuna maneno ambayo hayana maana zaidi ya moja? Mfano WVGA ina maana zaidi ya moja ili nimechukua maana moja na ndivyo nilivyofanya kwenye Etc.
Wide Video Great Array
Wide Video Graphic Array.
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So usikimbilie ku-Conclude mkuu.
Asante kwa Changamoto
past and present e! report - P A P E R.Nakusogezea baadhi ya vifupi (Abbriviation) mbalimbali ambavyo ulikua unavifahamu au huvifahamu..
Enjoy.
NewsPaper - North East West South Past and Present Report
Chees - Chariot horse elephant Soldier
Cold - Chronical obstructive Lung disease
Joke - Joy of Kids Entertainment.
Aim - Ambition in mind
Date - Day and Time Evolution
Eat - Energy and Taste
Tea - Taste and Energy Admitted
Pen - Power enriched in nid
Smile - Sweet memory in Lips Expression
Etc - End of Thinking Capacity
OK - Objection Kilid
Or - Orl Korec (Greeck word)
Bye - Be With You Everytime
TFT - Thin Film Transistor
AMR - Adaptive Multi-Rate
MPEG - Moving pictures Expert Group
IVRS - Interactive Voice Responce System
HP - Hewlett Packard
CDMA - Code Divission Multi Access
WCDMA - Wide-band Code Divission Multi Access.
GSM - Global System for Mobile Communication
DIVX - Digital Internet Video Access
J2ME - Java 2 Micro Edition
SIS - Installation Source
DELL - Digital Electronic Link Library
ACCER - Acquisition Collaboration Experimentation Reflection
RSS - Raelly Simple Syndication.
S-LCD - Supper Liquid Crystal Display
O.S - Operating System
SNS - Social Network Services
H.S - HotSpot
P.O.I - Point Of Inerest
GPS - Global Postioning System
DVD - Digital Video Disk
DTP - DeskTop Publishing
DNSE - Digital Natural Sound Engine
OVI - Ohio Video Internet
WLAN - Wireless Local Area Network
PPI - Pixel Per Inch
LCD - Liquid Crystal Display
HSDPA - High Speed Down-Link Packet Access
HSUPA - High Speed Uplink Packet Access
GPRS - General Packet Radio Service
EDGE - Enriched Data-rate for Global Evolution.
NFC - Near Field Communication
OTG - On The Go
WINDOW - Wide Internet Network Development for Office Work Sollution
YAHOO - Yet Another Hierarchical Officious Oracle
GOOGLE -Global Organisation of Oriented Group Language of Eath
Wi-Fi- Wirelesd Fidelity
ATM - Automatic Teller Machine
SIM - Subscribe Identity Module
PDF - Portable Document Format
PAN - Permanent Account Number
VPN - Virtual Private Network
HDMI - High Definition Multimedia Interface
UPS - Unintterupted Power Supply
ESN - Eletronic Serial Number
IMEI - Internation Mobile Equipment Identity
OLED - Organic Light-Emitting Diode
AMOLED - Atractive Matrix Organic Light-Emitying Diode
UMTS - Universal Mobile Telecommunication Services
VIRUS - Vital Informatin Resourse Under siege
COMPUTER - Common Orriented Machine Particulary United and Used Under Technical and Education Research.
USB - Universal Serial Bus
WAXGA - Widescreen Extended Graphic Array
WVGA - Wide Video Graphic Array
QVGA - Quarter Video Graphic Array
VGA - Video Graphic Array
ROM - Read Only Memory
RAM - Random Access Memory
DLNA - Digital Living Network Alliance
LED - Light Emitted Diode
APN - Access Point Name
Kama una zaidi Ongeza..
Tchao.
Da'Vinci..
Nakubalina na maamuzi yako japo yanaweza kua sio sahihihi...Kubali umetulisha matango pori kwenye hiyo etc mm mwenyewe nilivyoona hicho kirefu cha etc nikajua unatupeleka chaka hata sikuendelea tena kusoma nikarukia uzi mwingine
watu huwa wanaforce kua mtu amekosea tu siko zote kukupongeza ni ngumuu[emoji57][emoji57][/QUO
Ndo ujue kuwa witchcraft spirit z real,
Ipo ndani ya haohao walio karibu na wewe pengine unajitoa kwa ajiri yao but they take it as a bullyshit
Una uhakika mie mwafrika kawewe. Subiri nikuletee kirefu cha jina lakoNa hapo sasa ndo wa-Africa hua tunawashinda wazungu. Level of Stupidity,And the Award of Most Stupid Man Alive goes to You..
Ahsante Kwa Mchango wako.
PumbaUmesahau kirefu cha PUMBA