Vijana wa Siku Hizi

[Sita Sita]

young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist: "Hello, could
you give me condom. My girlfriend has invited me for dinner and I think
she is expecting something from me!"
The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going
out, he returns and tells him: "Give me another condom because
my
girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a
provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects something
from me too." The pharmacist gives him a second condom;

And as the boy is leaving he turns back and says: After all, give me
one more condom because my girlfriend's mom is still pretty cute and
when she sees me she always makes allusions... and since she invited me
for dinner, I think she is expecting something from me!!
During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his
left, the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad gets
there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying: "Dear Lord, bless
this
dinner... thank you for all you give us!!!" A minute later the boy
is still praying: "Thank you Lord for your kindness..."

Ten minutes go on and the boy is still praying, keeping his head
down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even
more than the others. She gets close to the boy and tells him in his
ear,"Dear I didn't know you were so religious!"
The boy replies :"I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!! !"

 

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