Vuvuzela lampasua koo mnadada!

Mzee Mwanakijiji · Jul 1, 2010

Hii habari imenifanya nifikirie sana. Hivi huyu dada alikuwa na ugomvi na hili vuvuzela? Haiwezekani kweli kulipuliza kwa raha bila karaha na ukatoka mwenye furaha? Naamini wakati mwingine watu wanaumiza mataya na makoo kwa sababu hawajui jinsi ya kupuliza vuvuzela vizuri au inavyopaswa na wanataka kujifanya wanasarakasi au wana mmbwembwe.

Habari yenyewe iko sehemu fulani, for it is not that important (google "vuvuzela's first victim) au soma kwa undani HAPA

Lakini ujumbe kuwa siyo nguvu bali utaalamu unahitajika.

Lunanilo · Jul 1, 2010

Thanks for the link. When I saw your posting I thought it was double entendre because you started sounding in the same way you do when you describe interesting staff in your stories.

Bawa mwamba · Jul 1, 2010

Mkjj kweli wewe ni mchambuzi.,huko ulikotupeleka nimekutana na ya mtoto wa michael na vitiligo du...

Mzee Mwanakijiji · Jul 1, 2010

Lunanilo said:
Thanks for the link. When I saw your posting I thought it was double entendre because you started sounding in the same way you do when you describe interesting staff in your stories.

well.. you never know.. ur probably on the right track..

BelindaJacob · Jul 1, 2010

Atakuwa alikosea kulipuliza,ukitaka litoe sauti bila kutumia nguvu sana unaweka upande wa kushoto au kulia wa mdomo siyo tu mdomoni huku ukitumia pumzi kali..
Idumu daima :horn::horn::horn::horn:

Steve Dii · Jul 1, 2010

ukiona hivi, basi takwimu za watakao kuwa wamejinyea kwa kujitutumua wakijaribu kupuliza mivuvuzela ni wengi... ila zimefichwa tu! lol

Steve Dii · Jul 1, 2010

halafu hizi heading za habari zinakoelekea ... wee acha tu! hatuchelewi kuanza kusikia:

---- apasuka msamba kwa kupuliza vuvuzela
---- vuvuzela yamkwama kooni
---- auawa kwa kupigwa na vuvuzela
---- vuvuzela yasababisha moto
---- vuvuzela yalipuliwa kwa bomu
---- akamatwa na vuvuzela ya Osama
---- majangili yateka shehena ya vuvuzela
---- apata mimba kwa kuhongwa vuvuzela
nakadhalika!

Mzee Mwanakijiji · Jul 1, 2010

Steve.. nimecheka sana.. hadi nusura nipaliwe..

Katabazi · Jul 1, 2010

Mzee Mwanakijiji said:
Steve.. nimecheka sana.. hadi nusura nipaliwe..

Sina cha kuongezea-maana imebidi niishie katikati kwa kucheka-Steve naomba usiongeze kitu !😎

2my · Jul 1, 2010

kama wangeweka kila kitu open lol hiz vuvuzela zitakuwa zimewaharibu wa2 vibaya mno!!!!!

Mbu · Jul 2, 2010

Mzee Mwanakijiji said:
Hii habari imenifanya nifikirie sana. Hivi huyu dada alikuwa na ugomvi na hili vuvuzela? Haiwezekani kweli kulipuliza kwa raha bila karaha na ukatoka mwenye furaha? Naamini wakati mwingine watu wanaumiza mataya na makoo kwa sababu hawajui jinsi ya kupuliza vuvuzela vizuri au inavyopaswa na wanataka kujifanya wanasarakasi au wana mmbwembwe.

Habari yenyewe iko sehemu fulani, for it is not that important (google "vuvuzela's first victim) au soma kwa undani HAPA

Lakini ujumbe kuwa siyo nguvu bali utaalamu unahitajika.

...eeeeh? ehhee he hee...he!

BelindaJacob said:
Atakuwa alikosea kulipuliza,ukitaka litoe sauti bila kutumia nguvu sana unaweka upande wa kushoto au kulia wa mdomo siyo tu mdomoni huku ukitumia pumzi kali..
Idumu daima :horn::horn::horn::horn:

...eweeeee?!!!, yaani alitakiwa afanye kama analimumunya vile? ama hili vuvuzelaaaaa...aaaaaah!
Akili hainipi kuukubali ukweli jamani, aah ngoja tu nikalale.

Mbu · Jul 2, 2010

Steve Dii said:
halafu hizi heading za habari zinakoelekea ... wee acha tu! hatuchelewi kuanza kusikia:

---- apasuka msamba kwa kupuliza vuvuzela
---- vuvuzela yamkwama kooni
---- auawa kwa kupigwa na vuvuzela
---- vuvuzela yasababisha moto
---- vuvuzela yalipuliwa kwa bomu
---- akamatwa na vuvuzela ya Osama
---- majangili yateka shehena ya vuvuzela
---- apata mimba kwa kuhongwa vuvuzela
nakadhalika!

...nimecheka mpaka nimepaliwa!

Askofu · Jul 2, 2010

BelindaJacob said:
Atakuwa alikosea kulipuliza,ukitaka litoe sauti bila kutumia nguvu sana unaweka upande wa kushoto au kulia wa mdomo siyo tu mdomoni huku ukitumia pumzi kali..
Idumu daima :horn::horn::horn::horn:

Au Hivi....

KakaJambazi · Jul 2, 2010

Mbona ipo kwenye jukwaa la mapenzi???Au mi ndo natakiwa niipe tafriri hii habari!?

chloe.obrain · Jul 2, 2010

Steve Dii said:
ukiona hivi, basi takwimu za watakao kuwa wamejinyea kwa kujitutumua wakijaribu kupuliza mivuvuzela ni wengi... ila zimefichwa tu! lol

teh teh teh!!!!! Steve Dii, yaani nimecheka mpaka dah! nikapaliwa mie koh koh koh!!!! U just made my day.

Beauty · Jul 2, 2010

Steve, utatuua kwa vicheko bora tuuliwe na vuvuzela...duh hii kali

bht · Jul 2, 2010

steve dii said:
halafu hizi heading za habari zinakoelekea ... Wee acha tu! Hatuchelewi kuanza kusikia:

---- apasuka msamba kwa kupuliza vuvuzela
---- vuvuzela yamkwama kooni
---- auawa kwa kupigwa na vuvuzela
---- vuvuzela yasababisha moto
---- vuvuzela yalipuliwa kwa bomu
---- akamatwa na vuvuzela ya osama
---- majangili yateka shehena ya vuvuzela
---- apata mimba kwa kuhongwa vuvuzela
nakadhalika!

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hassani · Jul 2, 2010

Steve Dii said:
halafu hizi heading za habari zinakoelekea ... wee acha tu! hatuchelewi kuanza kusikia:

---- apasuka msamba kwa kupuliza vuvuzela
---- vuvuzela yamkwama kooni
---- auawa kwa kupigwa na vuvuzela
---- vuvuzela yasababisha moto
---- vuvuzela yalipuliwa kwa bomu
---- akamatwa na vuvuzela ya Osama
---- majangili yateka shehena ya vuvuzela
---- apata mimba kwa kuhongwa vuvuzela
nakadhalika!

dah!,bro umenifanya nicheke sana,afadhali maana wiki nzima hii sijacheka kicheko cha ukweli

FirstLady1 · Jul 2, 2010

Yaani hii Vuvuzela sasa imakuwa balaa ndo maana wazungu walianza kuipigia kelele mapema wakijua madhara yake.
Pole sana kwa dada haya watuachie sisi wabongo ......

Regia Mtema · Jul 2, 2010

Steve Dii said:
halafu hizi heading za habari zinakoelekea ... wee acha tu! hatuchelewi kuanza kusikia:

---- apasuka msamba kwa kupuliza vuvuzela
---- vuvuzela yamkwama kooni
---- auawa kwa kupigwa na vuvuzela
---- vuvuzela yasababisha moto
---- vuvuzela yalipuliwa kwa bomu
---- akamatwa na vuvuzela ya Osama
---- majangili yateka shehena ya vuvuzela
---- apata mimba kwa kuhongwa vuvuzela
nakadhalika!

Duu kweli we unaakili...mwandishi wa habari nini?

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