Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume
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- Feb 4, 2009
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BEDROOM DEMOCRACY
Young wife, who was becoming
frustrated with her young husbands constant demands for sex,
decides to make a schedule for him, to cut down on the
amount of times that they will have to make love for the
rest of their marriage. [FONT=Times New Roman]
While getting ready for work, she[/FONT] writes on a piece of paper,
"Honey, you know I love you, but your never ending
requests for sex are leaving me
drained and really tired. So I propose that we only have sex
on days that start with the letter 'T', to minimize
the frequency of our lovemaking sessions. Don't be mad
at me honey, just understand where I am coming from, and let me
know if my request is too demanding of you."
On her way out the door, she uses a
refrigerator magnet and sticks the note to the fridge door,
hoping that her sex craved husband will be understanding and
accepting of her proposal when he reads it.
Upon returning home, she glances at
the refrigerator and
notices that her note has been replaced with a note from
her husband that reads, "Baby, I didn't'
realize that I was putting you under so much pressure and
I'm sorry.
[FONT=Times New Roman]
I accept your proposal and have even[/FONT]
taken the extra step of listing at the bottom of this
letter, those days starting with the letter 'T' to
make sure that we are on the same page.
1. TUESDAY
2. THURSDAY
3. TODAY
4. TOMORROW
P.S. I love you too, and remember
it's still TODAY, I am waiting for you
upstairs."
Thank you.
Young wife, who was becoming
frustrated with her young husbands constant demands for sex,
decides to make a schedule for him, to cut down on the
amount of times that they will have to make love for the
rest of their marriage. [FONT=Times New Roman]
While getting ready for work, she[/FONT] writes on a piece of paper,
"Honey, you know I love you, but your never ending
requests for sex are leaving me
drained and really tired. So I propose that we only have sex
on days that start with the letter 'T', to minimize
the frequency of our lovemaking sessions. Don't be mad
at me honey, just understand where I am coming from, and let me
know if my request is too demanding of you."
On her way out the door, she uses a
refrigerator magnet and sticks the note to the fridge door,
hoping that her sex craved husband will be understanding and
accepting of her proposal when he reads it.
Upon returning home, she glances at
the refrigerator and
notices that her note has been replaced with a note from
her husband that reads, "Baby, I didn't'
realize that I was putting you under so much pressure and
I'm sorry.
[FONT=Times New Roman]
I accept your proposal and have even[/FONT]
taken the extra step of listing at the bottom of this
letter, those days starting with the letter 'T' to
make sure that we are on the same page.
1. TUESDAY
2. THURSDAY
3. TODAY
4. TOMORROW
P.S. I love you too, and remember
it's still TODAY, I am waiting for you
upstairs."
Thank you.