Wanawake bana!!!!!!

A woman goes to Mozambique to attend a 2-week company training session.

Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

She answers: "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?

"The husband laughs and says: "A Mozambican girl!!!

"The woman keeps quiet and leaves.

Two weeks later they met at the airport and the husband asked:

"So, honey, how was the trip?"

"Very good, thank you.."

"And, what happened to my gift?"

"What gift?" She asked.

"The one I asked for - the Mozambican girl, do you remember?"



"Oh, that" she said.



"Well, I did what I could;



Now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl!!!"

The husband collapsed

"Don't tempt a woman, She might be too Intelligent

And has a mean way of revenge".





I am out of here

Duuuu!itabidi arudi hukohuko ili akamzae nakumlea,2me marufuku.

I see this is great!

Ally kilunguzo salum

Hata ningekuwa mie ningepiga mweleka kwa kauli hiyo!

Jamaa alikuwa anatania tu, bahati mbaya tena imekula kwake