Watanzania bhanaaa

D Metakelfin · May 20, 2017

*...... Boyfriend wako akiwa anakupa mizawadi kedekede unasema MAHABA*
*Lakina kaka yako akifanya hivyi kwa mkewe unasema LIMBWATA*[emoji23][emoji23]

*Hivi wadada aliyewaruhusu kuvuta bangi nani?*

Certified Hater · May 20, 2017

ilibidi useme wanawake sio watanzania ume generalize sana.

D Metakelfin · May 20, 2017

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Mathematician: How can you write a 4 in between a 5?

China: Is this a Joke?

Japan: Impossible!

America: The question's wrong!!

UK: Rubbish!!

Tanzania: F(IV)E
This is the reason you find Tanzanians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts...
anything to do with optimising your brain!!

British: Can you Swim? Tanzanian: No
British: Then a Dog is better than you because it can swim. Tanzanian: Can you swim?
British: Yes!
Tanzanian: Then what's the difference between you and a dog?????
The British got shocked and fainted!! Tanzania Rocks! [emoji106] [emoji12]

European : Why do you Tanzanians come in all colors, look at us, we are all white..? Tanzanian: Horses too come in different colors but donkeys are all the same..!!!
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herikipaji · May 20, 2017

Mswahili ni mswahili tu hanaga pema hata umuokoe kutoka kifo iko siku atakufanyizia mbaya sana.

D Metakelfin · May 20, 2017

[emoji615] *USISOME*[emoji615]

[emoji615] *USISOMEE*[emoji615]

*Jamaa mmoja alikuwa hospital njaa ikamuuma sana, jamaa akaingia wodi ya wagonjwa wa TB akaona beseni limejaa MAKOHOZI YA NJANO akajua UJI kwa uroho akalikwapua na kuanza kunywa yale MAKOHOZI mengine yakawa yanammwagikia mashavuni akawa anayalamba kwa ulimi mpaka yakaisha akaamua kukomba lile besen kwa kidole mana yalkuwa na ladha ya chumvichumvi halaf mazitozito kama mtindi, mengine yalishaanza kuoza mana yalikuwa ya tangu juzi na mengine waliyatema muda huohuo hivyo yalkuwa na harufu kali kidogo...*
*USIKUNJE SURA! nlkuonya usisome hukutaka kunielewa...*
*Ona sasa unataka kutapika*[emoji36]

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ZNM · May 21, 2017

K NI K said:
[emoji615] *USISOME*[emoji615]

[emoji615] *USISOMEE*[emoji615]

*Jamaa mmoja alikuwa hospital njaa ikamuuma sana, jamaa akaingia wodi ya wagonjwa wa TB akaona beseni limejaa MAKOHOZI YA NJANO akajua UJI kwa uroho akalikwapua na kuanza kunywa yale MAKOHOZI mengine yakawa yanammwagikia mashavuni akawa anayalamba kwa ulimi mpaka yakaisha akaamua kukomba lile besen kwa kidole mana yalkuwa na ladha ya chumvichumvi halaf mazitozito kama mtindi, mengine yalishaanza kuoza mana yalikuwa ya tangu juzi na mengine waliyatema muda huohuo hivyo yalkuwa na harufu kali kidogo...*
*USIKUNJE SURA! nlkuonya usisome hukutaka kunielewa...*
*Ona sasa unataka kutapika*[emoji36]

[HASHTAG]#SirudiTena[/HASHTAG]

Dah, umeniharibia siku!

D Metakelfin · May 21, 2017

NATAFUTA MSICHANA ANAYE ANAYEJUA KUCHUNA VIZURI MAANA NATAKA KUFUNGUA BUTCHER.
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Kama yupo aje pm

D Metakelfin · May 21, 2017

Kuna mzee mmoja alipokaribia kufa akaacha wasia ufuatao " Nikifa bomoeni nyumba kuna mali nyingi sana chini '' Alipokufa wale watoto wakafata wasia wakabomoa nyumba wakakuta karatasi imeandikwa "KAMA VIDUME JENGENI YENU ''.
CHEKA POLE POLE

D Metakelfin · May 21, 2017

*Demu akikukataa kisa huna hela....wala usbishe nenda kazitafute ukizipata nae akija mrudiane mwabie siwez ku date na mwanamke asie bikra nenda kaitafute....[emoji23][emoji23]*

[emoji3][emoji3][emoji3] [bold/]*wadada kama nawaona vile mnavotukubali na umasikin wetu*

Mlachake · May 21, 2017

kwele wewe K NI K

Wgr30 · May 21, 2017

K NI K said:
[emoji615] *USISOME*[emoji615]

[emoji615] *USISOMEE*[emoji615]

*Jamaa mmoja alikuwa hospital njaa ikamuuma sana, jamaa akaingia wodi ya wagonjwa wa TB akaona beseni limejaa MAKOHOZI YA NJANO akajua UJI kwa uroho akalikwapua na kuanza kunywa yale MAKOHOZI mengine yakawa yanammwagikia mashavuni akawa anayalamba kwa ulimi mpaka yakaisha akaamua kukomba lile besen kwa kidole mana yalkuwa na ladha ya chumvichumvi halaf mazitozito kama mtindi, mengine yalishaanza kuoza mana yalikuwa ya tangu juzi na mengine waliyatema muda huohuo hivyo yalkuwa na harufu kali kidogo...*
*USIKUNJE SURA! nlkuonya usisome hukutaka kunielewa...*
*Ona sasa unataka kutapika*[emoji36]

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Dah!! wewe jamaa snitch kweli yani! umeniharibia siku sana aisee!!!

Pohamba · May 21, 2017

Mwanamke hataki Wifi zake ( dada wa Mume wake) Waingilie Ndoa yake lakin yeye ndio Kimbelembele kuingilia Ndoa ya Kaka yake

D Metakelfin · May 21, 2017

*[emoji56]Nimevurugwa jamani*[emoji56]
*Hebu na wewe imagine Kwa mfano tundu la choo lingekua na kamera linarekodi movie we ungekua season ya ngapiiii??*

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*#ujinga siachi* @

wakusoza · May 21, 2017

K NI K said:
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Mathematician: How can you write a 4 in between a 5?

China: Is this a Joke?

Japan: Impossible!

America: The question's wrong!!

UK: Rubbish!!

Tanzania: F(IV)E
This is the reason you find Tanzanians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts...
anything to do with optimising your brain!!

British: Can you Swim? Tanzanian: No
British: Then a Dog is better than you because it can swim. Tanzanian: Can you swim?
British: Yes!
Tanzanian: Then what's the difference between you and a dog?????
The British got shocked and fainted!! Tanzania Rocks! [emoji106] [emoji12]

European : Why do you Tanzanians come in all colors, look at us, we are all white..? Tanzanian: Horses too come in different colors but donkeys are all the same..!!!
[emoji57]

umejarbu

D Metakelfin · May 21, 2017

*Boy umelala kwa dem wako then ukakojoa kitandani halafu ile unamalizia tone LA mwisho la mkojo,unashtuka ......na dem yupo nje anapiga mswaki*

*Lazima ukumbuke kipindi cha mazingaombwe shuleni walikuwa wanalipa shingapi kiingilio*
*Jamani na njaa[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji108]*

D Metakelfin · May 21, 2017

D Metakelfin · May 21, 2017

Mwalimu: Taja vyanzo vitatu vya mapato vya Serikali.

Mwanafunzi: "Lambilambi" za Bukoba, "lambilambi" za Lucky Vincent, na Mafao ya Vyeti Feki.
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D Metakelfin · May 23, 2017

*BARUA YA KUACHA KAZI BY "SHAMBA BOY"*

Dia Bhosi,
I write this letter to refuse job as garden boy, Enafu is enafu, You did not add any money from long ago.You give me young money witch can only buy 5 packets of shuga. Every moon you give me envelopi i open only to see young money inside. One day i wake up so late bcoz i was seek. Madam keek me like soka. my board was hate like i was bitten 619 race - ling. This is ova...IM ALSO A WOMAN BEING.

carbamazepine · May 23, 2017

K NI K said:
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Mathematician: How can you write a 4 in between a 5?

China: Is this a Joke?

Japan: Impossible!

America: The question's wrong!!

UK: Rubbish!!

Tanzania: F(IV)E
This is the reason you find Tanzanians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts...
anything to do with optimising your brain!!

British: Can you Swim? Tanzanian: No
British: Then a Dog is better than you because it can swim. Tanzanian: Can you swim?
British: Yes!
Tanzanian: Then what's the difference between you and a dog?????
The British got shocked and fainted!! Tanzania Rocks! [emoji106] [emoji12]

European : Why do you Tanzanians come in all colors, look at us, we are all white..? Tanzanian: Horses too come in different colors but donkeys are all the same..!!!
[emoji57]

Hahaa

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