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...uncle to your grandfather..halafu!...

Sorry Jirani am trying to break down this family tree, it's a little confusing to a normal person like me. A reg. Tz citizen. Who is no where close to the U.S white house! πŸ˜€
Kausha jirani I thought you were on my side! [emoji23]. If I spoke Luo illd explain it. You know this lingua that is spoken by mere mortals is very limited and plain. πŸ˜€......tough questions always lead to more grandstanding. Like......you know you ask alot of questions just like my uncle's daughter, Akoth. She works at number10 Downing Street, London! [emoji38]
 

Maoni yako, ila facts zinaonesha kuwa Kenya na Tanzania both zinatumia lugha za KiAfrica kwa rate sawa....
 
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Exactly Jirani. I can't with You all.

The way it's put.
Seems like Jamaa went from the streets of K'ogelo, straight to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, D.C. [emoji3]
 
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Exactly Jirani. I can't with You all.

The way it's put.
Seems like Jamaa went from the streets of K'ogelo, straight to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, D.C. [emoji3]
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] Stop it now! Before I write your name in my little blackbook that I carry with me all the time! πŸ˜€
 
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Would you believe it if I told you that there is some guy who does that? Very influential man I must add. Kenyan mafioso, he is always in possesion of a little blackbook and in it is the names of all the unfortunate buggers who ever crossed his path. Wuuuuuuuu! πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€ A tenderpreneur and tycoon by the name of Jimmy Wanjigi.
 


Really?!

I like that by the way, " Tenderprenuer" πŸ˜€
Hahah!, and then what he do with those he manages to put in his little black book?

But you guys seem to be fun. Looks like you live your life to the fullest and do what pleases you, and only you, in whatever you do.

The other day I was laughing while reading about that guy who like to match everything he has on.
From a hat, to the suit, to the briefcase, to his cellphone cover, all the way down to his shoes!πŸ˜€
 
I fear for my life so I won't answer your first question. Pun intended. πŸ™‚ Yea he has his hands in many government tenders getting filthy rich when he doesn't produce any tangible thing, not a toothbrush neither a toothpick. So you thought that guy was correct in the head wearing pink, green and blue shoes? πŸ˜€
 
Hehehehe!! DUh! hapa umealika mipovu, subiri waje...

The best part I love about kenyans and Tz, povu la kufua mwaka mzima la nchi nzima,
Mwisho wa siku we shake hands na kwenda kulala peacefully [emoji4]
 
Ukishindwa kungamua jambo unasingizia ukabila badakla ya kujikakamua kujua jambo hilo...primitive mentality prevalent among Tanzanianas on JF...BURE KABISA!


The truth really hurts. How the hell is this primitive mentality when you know whatever I said is true about your country, tell me where I exaggerated. You guys are stigmatized with that tribalism 'phenomenon' and it is destroying y'all, you'll never get out of it.
 


Kenyalala, just listen to yourself here. True, America kuna racism but it is between other races against blacks ila Kenya it is racism against your own people (tribe against tribe), same color, same country and possibly same religion. Ain't this crazy? I will never feel proud to embrace English as my language, I am 100% African, and a Pan African. Wazee wetu Nyerere na Kenyatta waliona mbali to adopt Swahili as our language.
 


Hahah!, okay..

That guy isn't okay?
What's wrong with liking flashy colors and matching with cellphone covers?..πŸ™‚
And I learnt ladies are all over him for his courageous move. πŸ˜€
 
Kinachosumbua Tanzania ni ujinga wa ujamaa, LDC mentality, umbea na wivu wa kike kati yao wenyewe kwa wenyewe na pia wakenya( xenophobia and subtle tribalism).
 
Hahah!, okay..

That guy isn't okay?
What's wrong with liking flashy colors and matching with cellphone covers?..πŸ™‚
And I learnt ladies are all over him for his courageous move. πŸ˜€
Seriously? Hahaha! πŸ˜€ Good for him and his swag.
 
Come to think of it again: let's take it as per your allegations that we are indeed a troubled lot. However regardless of the same, the opposite is that we beat you guys almost in everything. So what kind of people are you really?. Hahahaaa!..... I'm not boarding.......
 
You beat us? How?
 
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