Wewe mbovu kwenye SEX! Unajua hilo?

Erotica · Apr 27, 2012

Kila mmoja wa wana MMU akiulizwa hapa kiwango chake kipo vipi katika sex atasema yupo fit.
Kinabaki kimshangao kimening'ang'ania kikiniuliza ndani ya nafsi yangu hao waliopo uraianai
wanalalamika hawaridhishwi na wapenzi wao sio members wa jf? Au sababu hakuna kipimo cha kupima kama kile cha kupimia level ya pombe uliokunywa kijulikanacho kama breathalyzer? Kikiletwa kipimo cha kupima kiwango chako cha sex kwa kipimo cha sexkiwangolyzer nani atasogea hapo kupima? Amka baba, Amka mama.
Acha kujidanganya na kutudanganya na jitazame upya ukute wewe ni mbovu. Hio hasa kwa wanaume.
Tujipime na kujijua wajameni ili tukaze bolt sehemu zilizolegea! BTW mimi nipo fit! Nalijua hilo
nisha dhibitisha na kipimo cha sexkiwangolyzer ambacho bado hakijang'amuliwa teh teh teh.

Mwaaaah.

Appended (Courtesy of EMT):

EMT said:
Hizi ni baadhi ya myths ambazo zimesambaa kwenye vichwa vya watu wengi. Do you believe in any of them? Ikiwezekana tuanze kujadili moja moja.

EMT said:
MYTH – The only true kind of sex involves someone putting their penis in someone else. Anything else isn't really sex

MYTH – Having sex on your own isn't really sex

MYTH – Sex should always involve an orgasm

MYTH – If one person orgasms that has to be the end of sex

MYTH – Sex should always start with lots of foreplay

MYTH – Foreplay is for kids

MYTH – Men need an erection in order to have sex

MYTH – Sex is about putting on a good performance, not about enjoying yourself

MYTH – Men should take control of sex, they should be the ones who initiate it and determine what is done

MYTH – Men are always ready for sex

MYTH – Men always want sex

MYTH – Women rarely want sex

MYTH – Women need to be convinced to have sex

MYTH – People shouldn't need any extra lubrication in order to have sex except that produced by their bodies

MYTH – Men should be able to last all night

MYTH – Women should have sex with their partner otherwise they will lose them

MYTH – All kissing and touching should lead to sex

MYTH – It is bad to have sex on your own too much

MYTH – You should never have sex on your own if you have a partner

MYTH – If you fantasize about someone else you're not happy with your partner

MYTH – If you have had sex with someone once you have to do it again

MYTH – If you have had one kind of sex it isn't okay to say you don't want to do that any more

Chauro · Apr 27, 2012

khaaa!!

Nyani Ngabu · Apr 27, 2012

Alaaaah kumbe!!!

Erotica · Apr 27, 2012

Chauro said:
khaaa!!

Mbona umeshtuka sana bibie?

Erotica · Apr 27, 2012

Bwa'Nchuchu said:
Alaaaah kumbe!!!

heee! hata wewe?

Mwali · Apr 27, 2012

Hi Erotica, upo bibie? Nice to see you again.
Sasa tunakazaje hizo bolts? Mwaga maujuzi...

Nyani Ngabu · Apr 27, 2012

Erotica said:
heee! hata wewe?

Mi niko fiti

Mwana Mtoka Pabaya · Apr 27, 2012

Kati ya mambo yooote yaliyopo duniani, sex ndio mazungumzo yenu. Hivi kuwa member wa JF hadi kiwango changu cha sex kijulikane na wewe?

Haya ukishajua ndio inakuwa nini?

Kama mnauza semeni kwa kunyoosha maongezi. Siku moja moja jadilini mambo ya maana. Akili mmeziweka kwenye sehemu za uzazi basi saa zooote mijadala ni namna gani sehemu za siri za mwanaume zitawatosha, Loh!

Erotica · Apr 27, 2012

Mwali said:
Hi Erotica, upo bibie? Nice to see you again.
Sasa tunakazaje hizo bolts? Mwaga maujuzi...

rahisi. ukisha jijua wewe ni mbovu unaangalia ni sababu gani.
kua confident uliza mpenzi wako nini inatakiwa uboreshe. Kifaa chenyewe au mautundu?
hapo unafanyia kazi. nice to see you 2 Mwali.

Erotica · Apr 27, 2012

Bwa'Nchuchu said:
Mi niko fiti

najua. toa maujuzi basi.

Mwali · Apr 27, 2012

Kaka mbona unapost kwa uchungu sana? Kimekuuma?

Mwana Mtoka Pabaya said:
Kati ya mambo yooote yaliyopo duniani, sex ndio mazungumzo yenu. Hivi kuwa member wa JF hadi kiwango changu cha sex kijulikane na wewe?

Haya ukishajua ndio inakuwa nini?

Kama mnauza semeni kwa kunyoosha maongezi. Siku moja moja jadilini mambo ya maana. Akili mmeziweka kwenye sehemu za uzazi basi saa zooote mijadala ni namna gani sehemu za siri za mwanaume zitawatosha, Loh!

Kongosho · Apr 27, 2012

Kumbe watu hujisifia? Mie nilidhani husifiwa.

OTIS · Apr 27, 2012

Tgif!
Otis

Erotica · Apr 27, 2012

Mwana Mtoka Pabaya said:
Kati ya mambo yooote yaliyopo duniani, sex ndio mazungumzo yenu. Hivi kuwa member wa JF hadi kiwango changu cha sex kijulikane na wewe?

Haya ukishajua ndio inakuwa nini?

Kama mnauza semeni kwa kunyoosha maongezi. Siku moja moja jadilini mambo ya maana. Akili mmeziweka kwenye sehemu za uzazi basi saa zooote mijadala ni namna gani sehemu za siri za mwanaume zitawatosha, Loh!

Mwana mtoka pabaya wewee!!! hapa nikimaanisha hivo hivo sio kwamba nakuita! Kaaaah.
wewe umeingia mmu unategemea kupata topic gani zaidi ya cheating, nyumba ndogo,
nimetendwa, after sex mistakes, kapos fight, being ignored yote hayo msingi wake ni sex. cha ajabu nini?
kama wewe mbovu na ukasema hapa tutapeana tips, unaona hazikufai sepa kabla hata hayo maneno sijayafilisi.
Eti mambo ya maana. ungezaliwa wewe bila sex? au na wewe huna maana?

Mwali · Apr 27, 2012

Erotica said:
rahisi. ukisha jijua wewe ni mbovu unaangalia ni sababu gani.
kua confident uliza mpenzi wako nini inatakiwa uboreshe. Kifaa chenyewe au mautundu?
hapo unafanyia kazi. nice to see you 2 Mwali.

Kuna partners wengine wanajifanya wanajuaaaaaa
hadi unaona ukimwambia utamuumiza ego yake
Hapo unaanzaje kumsaidia kukaza bolts zake sasa?

Erotica · Apr 27, 2012

Mwali said:
Kaka mbona unapost kwa uchungu sana? Kimekuuma?

Hayo ni maneno yake tu! eti atafilisika kila kitu ila sio maneno. teh teh teh

Mwali · Apr 27, 2012

Erotica said:
Mwana mtoka pabaya wewee!!! hapa nikimaanisha hivo hivo sio kwamba nakuita! Kaaaah.
wewe umeingia mmu unategemea kupata topic gani zaidi ya cheating, nyumba ndogo,
nimetendwa, after sex mistakes, kapos fight, being ignored yote hayo msingi wake ni sex. cha ajabu nini?
kama wewe mbovu na ukasema hapa tutapeana tips, unaona hazikufai sepa kabla hata hayo maneno sijayafilisi.
Eti mambo ya maana. ungezaliwa wewe bila sex? au na wewe huna maana?

Hahahahaha, huyu ndie Erotica bwana. lol

Erotica · Apr 27, 2012

Kongosho said:
Kumbe watu hujisifia? Mie nilidhani husifiwa.

Kimbembe ndio hapo. watu wote na mimi tunasema ni wakaree!
tutajuaje? Kwani wewe Kongosho ni mbovu?

Mapi · Apr 27, 2012

ucpojisifia na kujikubal nan atafanya kwa niaba yako?

Tony Almeda · Apr 27, 2012

Mwana Mtoka Pabaya said:
Kati ya mambo yooote yaliyopo duniani, sex ndio mazungumzo yenu. Hivi kuwa member wa JF hadi kiwango changu cha sex kijulikane na wewe?

Haya ukishajua ndio inakuwa nini?

Kama mnauza semeni kwa kunyoosha maongezi. Siku moja moja jadilini mambo ya maana. Akili mmeziweka kwenye sehemu za uzazi basi saa zooote mijadala ni namna gani sehemu za siri za mwanaume zitawatosha, Loh!

Kila mmoja ana uhuru wa kutoa mawazo yake, na humu kuna majukwaa tofauti tofauti ukiingia MMU maana yake mapenzi na mahusiano na urafiki, ukitaka siasa, ukitaka elimu, ukitaka mapishi n.k
Hayo unayoyataka wewe yatafute kwenye jukwaa husika, tuachie MMU yetu tujinafasi, Usiwafunge watu LUKU.

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