What I would tell President Kenyatta if I was his adviser

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What I would tell President Kenyatta if I was his adviser


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By Barrack Muluka
okwaromuluka@yahoo.com




Every so often I have to remind my audience that I write what I like. But it is not just that, I like what I write. My fan club ends there. It is a one-man fan club. And I am most pleased at the thought.

I should be thoroughly disturbed if everybody reading me out there liked what I write. The generation to like what I write is not yet born. But make no mistake. It will be born someday. If the people who post insolence on social media did not post some nasty things about me, I would also get worried. You need these reprobates saying some nasty stuff about you, all the time. Their insolence satisfies me that I am doing a good job. I don’t write to make anybody happy.


My task is simple – telling it the way it is. If you are unhappy, that is fair and square with me. If you are happy, that is your business. Stop wasting your energy, therefore, telling me to give President Uhuru Kenyatta a break. I can promise you that I will not give anybody a break. I stayed in this column with Presidents Moi and Kibaki for a combined 15 years. Every bit of the way, I told it as it was.
Earlier, I was inducted into this business with the occasional contribution to the mailbox in the Jomo Kenyatta years. Even as a youth and a budding scholar in high school, I told Mzee the truth. I am an old dog. Who ever taught an old dog any new tricks? Spare that energy – you might need it to cool your porridge.
Now let me tell you three things that I would tell President Kenyatta, if the scheme of circumstances made me his adviser. First, I would tell him that it is in his personal interest to clear his name before the International Criminal Court (ICC), at the very earliest opportunity. Second, I would tell him not to take lightly the rumblings within the Jubilee Alliance to the effect that someone fixed his Deputy before the ICC. These rumblings may yet mature into a full-blown political typhoon.
Third, I would tell him to take with a pinch of salt his deputy’s remonstrations against those saying he was “fixed.” For, every dog barks on behalf of its owner. Finally, I would remind him that there are no permanent friends or enemies in politics. The only permanent thing in that sphere is interest. It is about acquiring, consolidating and exercising power.
Riding on this, I would also tell him that some day either his TNA or his deputy’s URP is going to work with their nemeses in the CORD Alliance. They will unite against a present partner in Jubilee. And this is the crux of the matter. I would plead with him to allow me to walk him through the Constitution of Kenya (2010) in the light of all the things that I have just said.
I would especially draw his attention to articles 145 and 146 of the Constitution. I would remind him that they are about removal of the President from office via impeachment. I would remind him, too, that while he was working round the clock not to go to The Hague, his deputy was sorting himself out before the ICC. His deputy had good cause to start feeling optimistic about acquittal, because of shockingly poor showing by the prosecution so far.
Fancy a situation where the deputy is acquitted, while – at the same time – the country is in the grip of global sanctions because of a warrant of arrest issued against an uncooperative President. Someone could begin entertaining the thought of articles 145, 146 and 149.
I would ask President Kenyatta to tie up this thought with the emerging claims that “his people” in Government “fixed” his deputy and the call for them to quit. I would remind him that article 146(2)a says the deputy will take over for the rest of the period, if the Office of President falls vacant. But not just that, the Office of Deputy President automatically falls vacant when the deputy takes over as President. In which case article 149(1) applies.

The new President, within 14 days, nominates a new Deputy President to be endorsed by the National Assembly within 60 days. There is even no role for the Senate, leave alone the electorate. The new President could nominate just about anybody to be his deputy. All he needs are the numbers in the National Assembly, a simple majority.
This is where the Cord Alliance comes in. Who in that alliance would not mind benefitting from article 149(1) of the Constitution? When they say, “This is not the time to talk about who fixed who,” get the point. This is very broad “amnesty.” It could apply to Jubilee and to Cord alike.


As I file this column, the Security Council of the United Nations is just about to have the last word on President Kenyatta’s impending trial before the ICC. The council might just give him some moratorium.
But it would be just that – moratorium. The ICC would still come back to haunt the President, unless he finds some way to become Life President. Again, articles 145, 146 and 149 could come in; when people see opportunities and friends become adversaries.
Make no mistake. This is a dead end affair. The only escape route is via The Hague. This is why President Kenyatta’s people should be working hard towards making minced meat of Chief Prosecutor Fatou Bensouda’s case against the President. They instead waste invaluable time, energy and other resources on futile invective and other propaganda that will do the President no good. Their focus should be, first, on building a powerful defence.

Second, they should seek to secure an extended excusal for the President, besides the start and closing of the trial. Finally, they should be seeking greater political friendships at home and more amicable relations with the international community – and especially with Kenya’s traditional friends. Anything else is an exercise in self-immolation.


The writer is a publishing editor, special consultant and advisor on public relations and media relations

Standard Digital News - Kenya : What I would tell President Kenyatta if I was his adviser
 
UHURU, DITCH THE MONKEY ON YOUR BACK

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Good morning Mr President – The numbers are in and the UN security council’s verdict is in - You need to deal with the ICC and get it over and done with.

Let’s start with the numbers, since I never believed the UN security council was ever going to vote in our favour. Yes Sir – “our”. From the moment you took oath of office, the trial at the ICC was no longer yours it became ours. And when majority of Kenyans say you should go to the Hague and face these charges – these are not people who are against you, these are people who are with you. We understand that this is as much about us as it is about you.

The Ipsos Synovate poll released last week indicates that 67 per cent of Kenyan think the case against you is weak and that you should attend because you will emerge victorious and stronger. If ever there was a reason for you to take this on and get this monkey off your back – there it is.

In fact – should you chicken out and not attend as some of your “supporters” ( read boot licking politicians ), are suggesting you do – your popularity will plummet and worse still you will look weak and a coward – yeah I said it. If we believe the case against you is weak, surely you must validate that belief. If you wish to play politics with this, then let’s play.

The Deputy President seems to have taken this in stride. I hear he looks better for facing the monster than running away. Hon William Ruto may have had the same misgivings about this matter as you do right now – but you can tell once he took his plea and allowed his lawyers to get on with it – he owned it. He even sent the little circus of hapless clowns away. Supporters – kitu gain? What a bunch of joyriders? Yes they served their purpose for all of ten minutes and he sent them packing. He’s got this and good for him. Now it’s your turn.

Here’s what I know for sure – it won’t go away, you can’t wish it away and nor can we. I also know this, you have so much to do and you have shown so much promise, why not get rid of this yoke around your neck and get on with what you really need to do? Now, in spite of the fact that we burnt your airport, bombed a mall, lied to your face and engaged in other shenanigans that must have you pulling your hair out – you’re not doing too bad. Mr President, please, please get this thing behind you and also behind us. I think you are poised to redefine Kenya, re-write history and no matter what you do, this thing will taint every thing you do. Get rid of this monkey on your back.

Here’s my wish list to you: That you will address this nation and remind us that you promised to work with the ICC as you campaigned and you are a man of your word. That you will look us in the eye and ask that we pray for you and support you by not burning the country while you are away.

I hope you will send a stern memo to your cabinet and the governors, senators, reps and members of parliament and ask them to behave. I truly believe the only real support any of those people can show you, is holding fort while you’re away – anything else is just grand-standing.

SIDEBAR:

“Juja MP Francis Munyua Waititu has even said he would quit as MP if Uhuru attends his trial”. Tell this one to go right ahead. He stays in office or he doesn’t, who cares. It doesn’t change anything, not even the price of calls. Eish.

Let me do away with the formalities for a moment because I need to get real.

Uhuru, the day you board that flight to The Hague, our collective heart-rates will go up. Some of us will cry, some of us will have chills, some of us will go very quiet, some will watch and sigh. None of us will be indifferent. You are a sitting President not a candidate. On the day you land at The Hague, we won’t move from our TV sets. On the day you take your plea – a nation will hold it’s collective breathe. On the day you take your first break and come home, no matter when you’re set to return for your hearings, this nation will once again stand still.

Uhuru – speak. Calm our fears and our concerns and validate our belief in you.
Uhuru call us to prayer – for Kenya. I’d like to believe the prayers of your mother for you will get to heaven before ours. The prayers we need are for Kenya.

Uhuru – jog up the steps of that plane – look back and wave and make sure you leave us with the sense that you got this.

Uhuru- ensure that our embassy rolls out the machinery when you land in Amsterdam. You are the sitting President of a Mighty Nation and people best recognise. This is as much about the psychology of a nation as it is about the reality. Tell the mickey mouse acts to stay away.

Uhuru – stand tall, take your time and when the charge is read – speak your truth clearly and loudly. Knowing that an entire nation back home is and hanging onto every word.

Uhuru - go to the ICC and get this Monkey off our back.

I have never been in two minds about whether you would go. So the Ipsos Synovate poll wasn’t really a surprise, it just confirmed that other Kenyans felt like I did. Oh – I got you a blanket. It’s cold in February. You’re going -
Kenyans have spoken and 67 per cent of Kenyan think the case against you is weak and that you should attend because you will emerge victorious and stronger. Unless you know otherwise – we think you’ve got this – so go.

Uhuru Ditch The Monkey On Your Back | The Star
 
Jamaa kasahau kuongezea angemshauri Uhuru kuacha viroba na msuba. Manaake naona macho ya Uhuru yanazidi kuwa mekundu tangia aingie Ikulu!
 
you have seen there is potential in deputy presidentś acquittal, and think the OTp will improve their stakes in the presidents case. The fixers including britain are regretting ICC machinations and are pushing for video links
 
What I would tell President Kenyatta if I was his adviser


timthumb.php


By Barrack Muluka
okwaromuluka@yahoo.com




Every so often I have to remind my audience that I write what I like. But it is not just that, I like what I write. My fan club ends there. It is a one-man fan club. And I am most pleased at the thought.

I should be thoroughly disturbed if everybody reading me out there liked what I write. The generation to like what I write is not yet born. But make no mistake. It will be born someday. If the people who post insolence on social media did not post some nasty things about me, I would also get worried. You need these reprobates saying some nasty stuff about you, all the time. Their insolence satisfies me that I am doing a good job. I don't write to make anybody happy.


My task is simple – telling it the way it is. If you are unhappy, that is fair and square with me. If you are happy, that is your business. Stop wasting your energy, therefore, telling me to give President Uhuru Kenyatta a break. I can promise you that I will not give anybody a break. I stayed in this column with Presidents Moi and Kibaki for a combined 15 years. Every bit of the way, I told it as it was.
Earlier, I was inducted into this business with the occasional contribution to the mailbox in the Jomo Kenyatta years. Even as a youth and a budding scholar in high school, I told Mzee the truth. I am an old dog. Who ever taught an old dog any new tricks? Spare that energy – you might need it to cool your porridge.
Now let me tell you three things that I would tell President Kenyatta, if the scheme of circumstances made me his adviser. First, I would tell him that it is in his personal interest to clear his name before the International Criminal Court (ICC), at the very earliest opportunity. Second, I would tell him not to take lightly the rumblings within the Jubilee Alliance to the effect that someone fixed his Deputy before the ICC. These rumblings may yet mature into a full-blown political typhoon.
Third, I would tell him to take with a pinch of salt his deputy's remonstrations against those saying he was "fixed." For, every dog barks on behalf of its owner. Finally, I would remind him that there are no permanent friends or enemies in politics. The only permanent thing in that sphere is interest. It is about acquiring, consolidating and exercising power.
Riding on this, I would also tell him that some day either his TNA or his deputy's URP is going to work with their nemeses in the CORD Alliance. They will unite against a present partner in Jubilee. And this is the crux of the matter. I would plead with him to allow me to walk him through the Constitution of Kenya (2010) in the light of all the things that I have just said.
I would especially draw his attention to articles 145 and 146 of the Constitution. I would remind him that they are about removal of the President from office via impeachment. I would remind him, too, that while he was working round the clock not to go to The Hague, his deputy was sorting himself out before the ICC. His deputy had good cause to start feeling optimistic about acquittal, because of shockingly poor showing by the prosecution so far.
Fancy a situation where the deputy is acquitted, while – at the same time – the country is in the grip of global sanctions because of a warrant of arrest issued against an uncooperative President. Someone could begin entertaining the thought of articles 145, 146 and 149.
I would ask President Kenyatta to tie up this thought with the emerging claims that "his people" in Government "fixed" his deputy and the call for them to quit. I would remind him that article 146(2)a says the deputy will take over for the rest of the period, if the Office of President falls vacant. But not just that, the Office of Deputy President automatically falls vacant when the deputy takes over as President. In which case article 149(1) applies.

The new President, within 14 days, nominates a new Deputy President to be endorsed by the National Assembly within 60 days. There is even no role for the Senate, leave alone the electorate. The new President could nominate just about anybody to be his deputy. All he needs are the numbers in the National Assembly, a simple majority.
This is where the Cord Alliance comes in. Who in that alliance would not mind benefitting from article 149(1) of the Constitution? When they say, "This is not the time to talk about who fixed who," get the point. This is very broad "amnesty." It could apply to Jubilee and to Cord alike.


As I file this column, the Security Council of the United Nations is just about to have the last word on President Kenyatta's impending trial before the ICC. The council might just give him some moratorium.
But it would be just that – moratorium. The ICC would still come back to haunt the President, unless he finds some way to become Life President. Again, articles 145, 146 and 149 could come in; when people see opportunities and friends become adversaries.
Make no mistake. This is a dead end affair. The only escape route is via The Hague. This is why President Kenyatta's people should be working hard towards making minced meat of Chief Prosecutor Fatou Bensouda's case against the President. They instead waste invaluable time, energy and other resources on futile invective and other propaganda that will do the President no good. Their focus should be, first, on building a powerful defence.

Second, they should seek to secure an extended excusal for the President, besides the start and closing of the trial. Finally, they should be seeking greater political friendships at home and more amicable relations with the international community – and especially with Kenya's traditional friends. Anything else is an exercise in self-immolation.


The writer is a publishing editor, special consultant and advisor on public relations and media relations

Standard Digital News - Kenya : What I would tell President Kenyatta if I was his adviser

Poor,,mr Muluka,,,i sympathize with you,,,,,that,,you have been writing and offering
your useless advices,,,,to people who will never have time for you.

mzee Kenyatta's time,,then,,Moi's,,,,,Kibaki's and,,now,,,,,

Njamba Uhuru Kenyatta,,conqueror of Raila Odinga and their supporters,,,those
foolish British mosquitoes and that mwanaharamu,,,Obama.

How can an ant,,,give advise to a lion or elephant.

Don't you know that you are so so small to be noticed.

I wish you were a medical doctor,,a teacher or just,,a bus
driver where you would have,,at least,,,made some differences
to some people's lives.

Now,,you have been writing,,for more than 30 years,,,what are
your achievements or any difference you caused,in this country???

None,,,,sir,,,and now you deceive yourself that your advice is of
any importance to any human being.

What US, UK envoys told Deputy President William Ruto in private meeting

http://www.nation.co.ke/news/politics/William-Ruto-United-States-United-Kingdom/-/1064/2085042/-/7vx76e/-/index.html

Who needs any advice than more than,,,,your true gods,,, the British and Americans.

They are at a loss,,, for the ,,goings are getting,,tougher.

They have been following Ruto and pleading with him to go and
talk to Uhuru Kenyatta so that he can take that offer of
video link.
:tonguez::tonguez:

Ha ha ha,,,your gods are powerless,,,where are the so called,,,suctions,,,
eeeee,,blockade,,,,,,,nyinyi,,,,,mtaamka,,kwani,,kumekucha,,na bado,,mna
lala.


You people,,,,something is surprising me these days.

You always sees the world,,,upside down.

You have eyes but never see,,,,that Uhuru and Ruto are
in their best moments,,,,ever in their lives,,,while here,,
you continue with your useless dreams,,,eti advice.


Go and advice Raila Odinga,,,,who is suffering in the cold.

Go and offer him some words of comfort,,,tell him that he will win
the presidency in 2085,,when he will be 175 years old.

Shame on you,,,,eat your own,,useless advice.

Bure kabisa.
 
^^
Eish Jammu, even if you love the jubilee guys to the bones you dont have to defend their every act
 
^^
Eish Jammu, even if you love the jubilee guys to the bones you dont have to defend their every act

Bro,,,1'm not defending anyone,,,,,these days get angry just seeing the name,,Muluka.

This guy caused me to smash my laptop,,,the other month,,,because of those,,,stupid articles,,
i had to part with kshs,,5000,,to have the screen,,,repaired,,,,,,:smile-big:,,,,he makes me so mad,,,,,

Just read the start of that fullish article of his,,,,this is a coward,,,he fears the comments of
those who will read it,,,,so,,he prepares them,,he tells them that,, 'i don't care about your
feelings,,because,,,i write what i feel '.

Just look at those,,two posts,,,,,that one,,by Muluka,,and the one following it,,,you just feel
sorry for these mortals.

These people must be having their own personal problems,,so the best thing is to hit the
wall,,for the walls these days,,,,are known as,,Uhuru Kenyatta,

Cowards,,,,how do you go to that extend,,,of,,even,,mentioning,,people's mothers,,kama wewe
si wazimu.???

The world does not function like that.

We tolerated Daniel Arap Moi for 24 years.

We never burned up Kenya because we did not like him.

Look at these people,,,,they will do anything,,any,,,,to get what they
want.

Now,,,,they have been teaming up with foreigners,,,,,to torment Kenya.

What will you do,,or say,,,when you see Uhuru Kenyatta,,to the end
of his term and get re-elected in 2018.

I don't write my feelings like this Muluka,,but what is there.

That is,,,the Jubilee government is,,,unshakable,, that is,,

UNBWOGABLE,,,,SQUARED.



 
^^
Eish Jammu, even if you love the jubilee guys to the bones you dont have to defend their every act

And,,to add something more,,,,,that,,,

Uchungu wa mwana 'aujuwae' ni mama.

I elected this government,,,we did so,,followed the Kenyan constitution
to the letter.

But people have some,,very funny assumptions,,,that Uhuru came into
the government the wrong way.

Uhuru is enjoy massive powers given to him by a big number of Kenyans,,he never
toppled any government.

We cannot allow to see the person who we democratically elected to be remote-controlled
by these foolish mosquitoes in the western world,,,in conjunction,,,very regrettably ,,,with
some Kenyans who sees the world,,upside down.

The way,,we overwhelmingly,,,elected this government,,,is the y way we will defend it.

We thought that they were going to do what,, they had said,,,they told us,,that,, choices had
consequences
,,,,,for it is 8 month since they said so.

Foolish them all,,,maneno matupu tuu.

 
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