miss_blossom
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[emoji1787] [emoji1787] [emoji1787] This one got me
[emoji1787] [emoji1787] [emoji1787] This one got me2nd lie:
I was seeing this girl back in college that was also a workout buddy after the classes. She had really bad ador when she got to sweating.
She asked me about this and Instead of just telling her the truth, I told her that I could never notice it because I didn't have "sense of smell". Well this lie spread from this one girl to all the way to my friends that still believes that I don't have " a sense of smell".
It's been 12 years and still I can't add to any conversation about the smell of foods etc.
Hii ilikuwa ni hatari.nlimdanganya Rafiki yangu mdada hv wakat tupo university miaka 6 iliyopita kua sidindi, mean while cku hyo nlikua najifnya nna mawazo kibao , jioni yake akanicall kuniuliza if I was okay and nkamwambia am not na nko geto nalewa, almost baada ya dakika 30 akaja n Rafiki yake, nkawaconvice tunywe wine, at the end of day tulipiga threesome pale matat Sana , Kesho yake ndo wananiweka mtu Kati kwann nlidnganya na lengo langu lilikua nini ,,, nikawa kimya nwatizama tu, kalikuja kua kamchezo ketu hako till one got preg,
Yep it wasn't you.It wasn't me!
Mbona kalaini sana, vistory ni vitamu.Daaah sijaona thread ngumu kama hii toka mwaka umeanza
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]Thank youThis is what we call a good boss.
I promise no lies but only the truth madam boss [emoji23]
Hivi unajua mademu wa miaka 6 iliyopita nitofauti kabisa na wa sasa japo wanaweza kuwa walewale. sasa jidai kudanganya kuwa hudindi miaka hii uonenlimdanganya Rafiki yangu mdada hv wakat tupo university miaka 6 iliyopita kua sidindi, mean while cku hyo nlikua najifnya nna mawazo kibao , jioni yake akanicall kuniuliza if I was okay and nkamwambia am not na nko geto nalewa, almost baada ya dakika 30 akaja n Rafiki yake, nkawaconvice tunywe wine, at the end of day tulipiga threesome pale matat Sana , Kesho yake ndo wananiweka mtu Kati kwann nlidnganya na lengo langu lilikua nini ,,, nikawa kimya nwatizama tu, kalikuja kua kamchezo ketu hako till one got preg,
This qualifies to be a lie of all times[emoji3][emoji3][emoji3]I made a silly and seemingly harmless lie like:
When I was a young teen, I thought it was good to be an adult. When people follow me, I always told them I was older than I actually was and hopes they would respect me. I was often round 2 years up. Just so y'all know, 2yrs ago I decided to just be completely honest with everyone about this.
Also I constantly lie about my name, when asked by strangers...which I hate.
And lest to forget I've been lying on "how many men have you slept with? "
Me: "I have slept with only one man"which is not true.
What's on your mind?[emoji23][emoji23] The truth is I never slept with any man. Been telling this lie for years, makes me feel better.
Btw, I hate lying for zero reason.
Hahaaaa..but remember a lie is not a lie until you lie what you have lied!I'm very selective liar, when I lie, it becomes a flaw to me, so I never forget, I never mix up the lies... I can live with a lie for a decade... Hahaaaa
Ha ha ha I smell a liar.This qualifies to be a lie of all times[emoji3][emoji3][emoji3]
haahaaa nalijua hilo boss.. Na hao tuliokua tunakula sisi 6years saiv n married na singo mothers, ndo hao ambao wengi wanasema kua ssaiv wanajitambua..Hivi unajua mademu wa miaka 6 iliyopita nitofauti kabisa na wa sasa japo wanaweza kuwa walewale. sasa jidai kudanganya kuwa hudindi miaka hii uone
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂haahaaa nalijua hilo boss.. Na hao tuliokua tunakula sisi 6years saiv n married na singo mothers, ndo hao ambao wengi wanasema kua ssaiv wanajitambua..
Bado nasubiria uongo wako stardustNikianza kuuelezea uongo wangu hapa nahisi sitamaliza... ngoja nitarudi kuuleta unaovutia...
ila Mwanaume mimi kwa uongo sijambo. Usikute hata hapa nimewadanganya[emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]
A cicle of lies [emoji3][emoji3][emoji3]Ha ha ha I smell a liar.
I know you are lying [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
I'm humbled.Here, let's celebrateView attachment 1247722
[emoji14][emoji14][emoji14]Well, I don't know where to start 'cuz I've lied many a times and, trust me on this one, I'm pretty good at keeping my lies. Truthfully, I ain't never been outta Bongo. Ever in my life. I ain't never even flown (boarded a plane) before, but I know Carribean cities and streets probably much better than a 20-time visitor to those places. It's all because I was (still am) extremely fond of their culture.
Getting back to my well-kept lie, in 2009 I met a lady in Arusha. She was colorful as heck. And from a well-fixed family, too. On a second date we discussed plenty, among them our interests and hobbies. She told me she had flown First Class twice and had visited 7 African countries and a few more in Europe and South East Asia. Gosh, I started feeling so little and my confidence was dropping at an unprecedented speed!
At a lightning speed, I made up a story. I told her that I had twice been to Bridgetown (Barbados) and that I enjoyed my swimming at Rockley/Accra Beach (it does really exist). I went ahead lying to her that I had gone there to visit my step-brother, Jacobs, a fictional guy sired by my father when he worked there (my pa has never been to the Carribean either). She trusted me. I assume because my English sounds kinda perfect.
In 2012 she moved to the US. Consequently, the distance sorta broke us up though we're still tight and in touch. I keep the lie and it haunts me. I wish I get to fly to Seattle, WA and reveal this long-kept lie while there.
Big weekend y'all!
[emoji14][emoji14][emoji14][emoji14][emoji14][emoji14][emoji14][emoji14][emoji14]2nd lie:
I was seeing this girl back in college that was also a workout buddy after the classes. She had really bad ador when she got to sweating.
She asked me about this and Instead of just telling her the truth, I told her that I could never notice it because I didn't have "sense of smell". Well this lie spread from this one girl to all the way to my friends that still believes that I don't have " a sense of smell".
It's been 12 years and still I can't add to any conversation about the smell of foods etc.
[emoji85][emoji85]I made a silly and seemingly harmless lie like:
When I was a young teen, I thought it was good to be an adult. When people follow me, I always told them I was older than I actually was and hopes they would respect me. I was often round 2 years up. Just so y'all know, 2yrs ago I decided to just be completely honest with everyone about this.
Also I constantly lie about my name, when asked by strangers...which I hate.
And lest to forget I've been lying on "how many men have you slept with? "
Me: "I have slept with only one man"which is not true.
What's on your mind?[emoji23][emoji23] The truth is I never slept with any man. Been telling this lie for years, makes me feel better.
Btw, I hate lying for zero reason.