Wife and Girlfriend

[Easymutant]

Wife and Girlfriend​

Wife is like a TV,
Girlfriend is like a MOBILE.​

At home u watch TV,
But when u go out u take ur MOBILE.

Sometimes u enjoy TV,
But most of the time u play with ur MOBILE.

TV is free for life,
But for the MOBILE, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated.

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old,
But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable.

Operational costs for TV is often acceptable,
But for the MOBILE it is often high and demanding.

TV has a remote,
MOBILE doesn't.

Most importantly, MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen),
But with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not).

Last but not least ..
TVs don't have viruses,
But MOBILEs often do!​

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[doup]

100 % , especially the last three lines.

 

[makandokando]

this would apply in the 70's.......

 

[ENZO]

Hii ilishawekwa humu ....wajameni muwe mnaingia humu mara kw mara basi kuepusha kurudia rudia topics....

 

[makandokando]

tatizo "search" button ya JF haifanyi kazi...hata huwezi kujua kama topic ipo hau haipo....usipoingia JF dakika tano tu, tayari ushapitwa na mambo kibao. na si wengine hatuna muda wa kucheck JF kila sekunde tano.

 

[LD]

Mmmmmmh kwa hiyo watu wachague kuwa magelo frend tu au!!!
Manake sasa TV haibebeki every where!!

 

[Desidii]

Hii ilishawekwa humu ....wajameni muwe mnaingia humu mara kw mara basi kuepusha kurudia rudia topics....

Tena si mara moja ni zaidi

 

[jamii01]

mobile lol...

 

[CPU]

This also applies to
Husband = TV
Boyfriend = Mobile

 

[Seto]

TV NDO NZURI HAINA GHARAMA SANA....:laugh:

 

[ENZO]

Tena si mara moja ni zaidi

Nashanga!! mara zote hizo hawajaziona ....

 

[Desidii]

Nashanga!! mara zote hizo hawajaziona ....

We bwana we acha tu yaani mambo yanajirudia humu ni balaa

 

[Gaga]

Sawa bwana at the end of the day ukifa kimobitel chako atakirithi huyohuyo mkeo kwa hiyo atakuwa na tv na mobitel teheteh kwikwikwi

 

[Chelenje]

That's why i like my fone...portability matters.