Easymutant R I P Joined Jun 3, 2010 Posts 2,564 Reaction score 1,133 Feb 7, 2011 #1 Wife and Girlfriend Wife is like a TV, Girlfriend is like a MOBILE. At home u watch TV, But when u go out u take ur MOBILE. Sometimes u enjoy TV, But most of the time u play with ur MOBILE. TV is free for life, But for the MOBILE, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated. TV is big, bulky and most of the time old, But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable. Operational costs for TV is often acceptable, But for the MOBILE it is often high and demanding. TV has a remote, MOBILE doesn't. Most importantly, MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen), But with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not). Last but not least .. TVs don't have viruses, But MOBILEs often do!
Wife and Girlfriend Wife is like a TV, Girlfriend is like a MOBILE. At home u watch TV, But when u go out u take ur MOBILE. Sometimes u enjoy TV, But most of the time u play with ur MOBILE. TV is free for life, But for the MOBILE, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated. TV is big, bulky and most of the time old, But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable. Operational costs for TV is often acceptable, But for the MOBILE it is often high and demanding. TV has a remote, MOBILE doesn't. Most importantly, MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen), But with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not). Last but not least .. TVs don't have viruses, But MOBILEs often do!
doup JF-Expert Member Joined Feb 26, 2009 Posts 2,706 Reaction score 2,861 Feb 7, 2011 #2 100 % , especially the last three lines.
makandokando JF-Expert Member Joined Nov 12, 2010 Posts 299 Reaction score 21 Feb 7, 2011 #3 this would apply in the 70's.......
ENZO JF-Expert Member Joined Sep 30, 2010 Posts 4,244 Reaction score 1,741 Feb 7, 2011 #4 Hii ilishawekwa humu ....wajameni muwe mnaingia humu mara kw mara basi kuepusha kurudia rudia topics....
Hii ilishawekwa humu ....wajameni muwe mnaingia humu mara kw mara basi kuepusha kurudia rudia topics....
makandokando JF-Expert Member Joined Nov 12, 2010 Posts 299 Reaction score 21 Feb 7, 2011 #5 tatizo "search" button ya JF haifanyi kazi...hata huwezi kujua kama topic ipo hau haipo....usipoingia JF dakika tano tu, tayari ushapitwa na mambo kibao. na si wengine hatuna muda wa kucheck JF kila sekunde tano.
tatizo "search" button ya JF haifanyi kazi...hata huwezi kujua kama topic ipo hau haipo....usipoingia JF dakika tano tu, tayari ushapitwa na mambo kibao. na si wengine hatuna muda wa kucheck JF kila sekunde tano.
LD JF-Expert Member Joined Aug 19, 2010 Posts 3,014 Reaction score 578 Feb 7, 2011 #6 Mmmmmmh kwa hiyo watu wachague kuwa magelo frend tu au!!! Manake sasa TV haibebeki every where!!
Desidii JF-Expert Member Joined Oct 2, 2007 Posts 1,201 Reaction score 86 Feb 7, 2011 #7 ChweChwe said: Hii ilishawekwa humu ....wajameni muwe mnaingia humu mara kw mara basi kuepusha kurudia rudia topics.... Click to expand... Tena si mara moja ni zaidi
ChweChwe said: Hii ilishawekwa humu ....wajameni muwe mnaingia humu mara kw mara basi kuepusha kurudia rudia topics.... Click to expand... Tena si mara moja ni zaidi
jamii01 JF-Expert Member Joined Oct 1, 2010 Posts 1,983 Reaction score 1,423 Feb 7, 2011 #8 mobile lol...
CPU JF-Expert Member Joined Jan 13, 2011 Posts 3,858 Reaction score 687 Feb 7, 2011 #9 This also applies to Husband = TV Boyfriend = Mobile
Seto JF-Expert Member Joined Jan 15, 2011 Posts 953 Reaction score 56 Feb 7, 2011 #10 TV NDO NZURI HAINA GHARAMA SANA....:laugh:
ENZO JF-Expert Member Joined Sep 30, 2010 Posts 4,244 Reaction score 1,741 Feb 7, 2011 #11 Desidii said: Tena si mara moja ni zaidi Click to expand... Nashanga!! mara zote hizo hawajaziona ....
Desidii said: Tena si mara moja ni zaidi Click to expand... Nashanga!! mara zote hizo hawajaziona ....
Desidii JF-Expert Member Joined Oct 2, 2007 Posts 1,201 Reaction score 86 Feb 7, 2011 #12 ChweChwe said: Nashanga!! mara zote hizo hawajaziona .... Click to expand... We bwana we acha tu yaani mambo yanajirudia humu ni balaa
ChweChwe said: Nashanga!! mara zote hizo hawajaziona .... Click to expand... We bwana we acha tu yaani mambo yanajirudia humu ni balaa
Gaga JF-Expert Member Joined Jan 6, 2011 Posts 4,558 Reaction score 1,970 Feb 8, 2011 #13 Sawa bwana at the end of the day ukifa kimobitel chako atakirithi huyohuyo mkeo kwa hiyo atakuwa na tv na mobitel teheteh kwikwikwi
Sawa bwana at the end of the day ukifa kimobitel chako atakirithi huyohuyo mkeo kwa hiyo atakuwa na tv na mobitel teheteh kwikwikwi
Chelenje JF-Expert Member Joined Oct 18, 2010 Posts 552 Reaction score 23 Feb 8, 2011 #14 That's why i like my fone...portability matters.