wife/gel frendi

Wife is like TV
girlfriend is like MOBILE (Cell)
At home watch TV
go out bring MOBILE
No money, sell TV
Got money change MOBILE
Sometimes enjoy TV
but most of the time play with MOBILE
TV is free for life
but MOBILE if you don't pay, the services will be terminated
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old!
But MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time
Operational cost for TV is often acceptable
but for MOBILE is high and often demanding
TV got remote
MOBILE don't have
Most important, MOBILE is two ways communication (talk and listen)
but with TV you MUST listen to it (either you want to hear nagging or not)
Last but not least!
TV do not have virus,
but MOBILE, yes, they do have VIRUS!

mwee!!!!
aya asante!!!!

Pearl said:

Wife is like TV
girlfriend is like MOBILE (Cell)
At home watch TV
go out bring MOBILE
No money, sell TV
Got money change MOBILE
Sometimes enjoy TV
but most of the time play with MOBILE
TV is free for life
but MOBILE if you don't pay, the services will be terminated
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old!
But MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time
Operational cost for TV is often acceptable
but for MOBILE is high and often demanding
TV got remote
MOBILE don't have
Most important, MOBILE is two ways communication (talk and listen)
but with TV you MUST listen to it (either you want to hear nagging or not)
Last but not least!
TV do not have virus,
but MOBILE, yes, they do have VIRUS![/FONT]

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nimeipenda hii Pearl, sasa sijui hapo kwenye red, ndo umetoa conclusion au vipi?

eeeeeeeeeh nime conclude bana

bacha said:

nimeipenda hii Pearl, sasa sijui hapo kwenye red, ndo umetoa conclusion au vipi?

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Big up P. Bravooooooooooooooo. gud one

Pearl hapo umetufunika,Nice one.

Pearl said:

Wife is like TV
girlfriend is like MOBILE (Cell)
At home watch TV
go out bring MOBILE
No money, sell TV
Got money change MOBILE
Sometimes enjoy TV
but most of the time play with MOBILE
TV is free for life
but MOBILE if you don't pay, the services will be terminated
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old!
But MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time
Operational cost for TV is often acceptable
but for MOBILE is high and often demanding
TV got remote
MOBILE don't have
Most important, MOBILE is two ways communication (talk and listen)
but with TV you MUST listen to it (either you want to hear nagging or not)
Last but not least!
TV do not have virus,
but MOBILE, yes, they do have VIRUS!

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Lulu , i like this, ntakutafuta kwa maelekezo zaidi - Talk and Listen!:teeth::teeth:

imetulia sanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

Now what about HUSBAND na BOYFRIEND?...bicycle and car?

Pearl said:

Wife is like TV
girlfriend is like MOBILE (Cell)
At home watch TV
go out bring MOBILE
No money, sell TV
Got money change MOBILE
Sometimes enjoy TV
but most of the time play with MOBILE
TV is free for life
but MOBILE if you don't pay, the services will be terminated
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old!
But MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time
Operational cost for TV is often acceptable
but for MOBILE is high and often demanding
TV got remote
MOBILE don't have
Most important, MOBILE is two ways communication (talk and listen)
but with TV you MUST listen to it (either you want to hear nagging or not)
Last but not least!
TV do not have virus,
but MOBILE, yes, they do have VIRUS!

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One day TV nayo itakuwa MOBILE

lovely one mtoto mzuri

Huo mkonyezo wako utanifanya sasa hivi nifike kileleni kudadadadadaddaddadadeki walahi

Rose1980 said:

mwee!!!!
aya asante!!!!

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eeeeeeeeeeh usiniambie,kumbe unaelekea mlima kilimanjaro?mbn hujaaga japo nikupe karanga za kuongeza nguvu njiani?

Bujibuji said:

Huo mkonyezo wako utanifanya sasa hivi nifike kileleni kudadadadadaddaddadadeki walahi

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Pearl said:

Wife is like TV
girlfriend is like MOBILE (Cell)
At home watch TV
go out bring MOBILE
No money, sell TV
Got money change MOBILE
Sometimes enjoy TV
but most of the time play with MOBILE
TV is free for life
but MOBILE if you don't pay, the services will be terminated
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old!
But MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time
Operational cost for TV is often acceptable
but for MOBILE is high and often demanding
TV got remote
MOBILE don't have
Most important, MOBILE is two ways communication (talk and listen)
but with TV you MUST listen to it (either you want to hear nagging or not)
Last but not least!
TV do not have virus,
but MOBILE, yes, they do have VIRUS!

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GoodOne.....! Lakini kwa hapo red, nazitupa simu zote na kuongeza TV...!

imetulia dia

mh!
tatizo ni pale mobile ya mchina inapokuwa na TV. inataka kutakeover TV ya home

Pearl said:

Wife is like TV
girlfriend is like MOBILE (Cell)
At home watch TV
go out bring MOBILE
No money, sell TV
Got money change MOBILE
Sometimes enjoy TV
but most of the time play with MOBILE
TV is free for life
but MOBILE if you don't pay, the services will be terminated
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old!
But MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time
Operational cost for TV is often acceptable
but for MOBILE is high and often demanding
TV got remote
MOBILE don't have
Most important, MOBILE is two ways communication (talk and listen)
but with TV you MUST listen to it (either you want to hear nagging or not)
Last but not least!
TV do not have virus,
but MOBILE, yes, they do have VIRUS!

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