HELLO! you may be amused by this. enjoy it.
Men Are Impossible to Please
If he calls you and your phone is off, he thinks youre cheating . then he sends a sms saying dont tell me the battery story coz I know that line
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are TOO IN LOVE, moving too fast;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD .
If u DRESS NICELY, he says u are trying to LURE other men;
If u DON'T, he says u are RURAL.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN, too manly;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS, a walkover
If u are SMARTER than him, youre a SHOW-OFF;
If he's SMARTER than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u LOVE him, He takes you FOR GRANTED.
If u don't MAKE LOVE to him, he says u DON'T LOVE him;
If u DO, he says u are CHEAP...
If u tell him your PROBLEMS , he says u are TROUBLE;
If u DON'T, he says u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD at him, u are treating him like a CHILD;
If he SCOLDS at u, it s because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your promise, u cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, it is circumstances beyond his CONTROL.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
If u do WELL in your career, it's LUCK ;
If he does WELL, its definitely BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE !!
HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET IT RIGHT????????
If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......