wonders of kikwete in usa

[urasa]

Kikwete in usa,he saw a building with no power,he asked,"i thought there is no mgao in the us".the guy replied"it is the tanzanian embassy

 

[emalau]

tetesi au?

 

[Malunde-Malundi]

du thanks

 

[Kiranja Mkuu]

Sio udaku ni UKUDA

 

[Ehud]

:smile:

 

[Husninyo]

tetesi au?

au.

 

[The Hunter]

umbea

 

[Gosbertgoodluck]

Kikwete in usa,he saw a building with no power,he asked,"i thought there is no mgao in the us".the guy replied"it is the tanzanian embassy

Kwa maana kwamba hata huko usa tunadaiwa bili ya umeme!! Duuuu, kama hii ni kweli rais wetu anawezaje kuvaa suti na kuwa na tabasamu zito anapokuwa na wenzie kwenye hafla mbalimbali!!!

 

[urasa]

Yeye na serikali yake imekaa kuwaundia watu mazengwe tu wiyhout thinking out of the box kuwasaidia watz masikini

 

[The Finest]

:smile:

 

[mfereji maringo]

mgao hadi ubalozini?

 

[hashycool]

big joke

 

[Goldman]

nice one on mkwere...lol

 

[ngwendu]

Kikwete in usa,he saw a building with no power,he asked,"i thought there is no mgao in the us".the guy replied"it is the tanzanian embassy

kalewe mbege huko, ***** we.

 

[LAT]

mkuu.. urasa.. nashukuru... hizi ndizo chnagmoto tunazoitaji..... na pia umetoa ujumbe ulio wazi but indirect kwamba mkuu wetu ni bado sana kwenye kutafuta maslahi ya nchi bila kukurupuka... yaonyesha alikurupuka tu bila kutafakari kinachojiri pale..
shame on his behalf and not our country

 

[Keynes]

Aithee mathawee umenifurahisha sana.
Rais anaulizwa kwa nini nchi yako maskini anashindwa kujibu!!! Nchi imejaa utajiri wa asili...imezungukwa na mito na maziwa kila kona lakini viongozi wanakwenda kuomba misaada ya chakula na net za mbu nje badala ya kwenda kuomba technolojia!!!
Maji ya kunywa yenyewe hamna watu wanakufa vipindu pindu!!
Khaaaaaaaaaa!!! nimechoka mwingine aendelee.

 

[shiumiti]

Napenda mkwere aione hii joke!! maana inaweza kumkumbusha juu ya mgao wa umeme...

 

[Uwezo Tunao]

Mmmhhhh!

 

[Eric Cartman]

imeshafika huku tena hii umeomba ruksa kwa mwenyewe kuitumia au ndio wewe 'mmmmh' athee

 

[Mapinduzi]

Hii joke iko kuanzia enzi za mkapa, it is so over but applicable.