World Cup 2014, Brazil: June 12 - July 13

[h=3]Researchers have found that sex is no physical detriment to athletic performance, but that hasn’t stopped the World Cup coaches taking sides[/h]
 
  1. The Spanish and Germans are allowed to play away from the pitch throughout the four-week festival of football, but are forbidden from indulging the night before any game.
  2. Oddly, the Costa Ricans only have a restriction on sex until the second round of the tournament.
  3. Nigerians are only allowed to bed down with their wives, not their girlfriends.
  4. Brazilian and Mexican players have been told to fill their boots, as long as it's not too acrobatic. One can only assume team coaches are pulling all-night shifts outside bedroom doors to enforce a missionary-only policy
  5. French who have perhaps the most trusting policy, allowing a sexual free-for-all as long as the frequency, type and timing of activities don't get out of control.
  6. The Bosnia and Herzegovina manager obviously hasn't seen those studies, though, and he's instigated a total sex ban. It's the same story for the sex-deprived players of Russia and Chile, though the latter could potentially pop home between games for some forbidden passion.
 
Spain, the United States, Germany, Australia, Netherlands, Italy, Switzerland, England and Uruguay are permitted to have sex during the tournament.
The teams like Bosnia and Herzegovina, Russia, Mexico and Chile are asked to keep themselves away from the activity.
 
Wandugu wa morogoro ni kiwanja kipi ni mzuka kwa kucheki kombe la Dunia?
 
Mkuu nimestuka nikajua na sisi tutakuwa waandaaji kwa mara ya kwanza,

msiwe mnatutisha na vichwa vya habari vya namna hii
 
There is only one way they can make into the Round of 16



Italy should beat Costa Rica on 20[SUP]th[/SUP]

And the two matches that would be happening at the same time on 24[SUP]th[/SUP]
Italy should beat Uruguay and

England should defeat Costa Rica on, and have a better goal difference than Costa Rica and Urguay.


England lose to Uruguay and Italy don’t beat Costa Rica or Uruguay – England are out.
 
Haya naona kila mtu hatomaliza kuvuta kwake kwenye club damu nzito kuliko maji, haya tuzishangilie timu za taifa natujitahidi tusiingize neno la timu za club tuone nani ataweza? #TeamItaly wachezaji bila kutaja club zao kwa Humu tu atayetaja club ban rumu hii mpaka WorldCup final. Naona unazi unaenda mbali.
 
HARUFU said:
Mkuu nimestuka nikajua na sisi tutakuwa waandaaji kwa mara ya kwanza,

msiwe mnatutisha na vichwa vya habari vya namna hii
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Usishtuke ndugu si unajuwa kupunguza wingi wa maneno.
 
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