World is so funny. Lol!

Numbisa · Mar 12, 2019

When English is not your mother tongue and you see twins..
YOU: Hello guys, you look twice
TWINS: What do you mean?
YOU: I mean you look again..[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Numbisa · Mar 12, 2019

INTERVIEWER: whats your name?
ME: Hired
INTERVIEWER : U r hired?
ME: thank u sir[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Numbisa · Mar 12, 2019

Witchcraft is when you about to enter in an interview and you hear your English saying "Go in, I'll wait for you outside"[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Njopino · Mar 12, 2019

Numbisa said:
At first Facebook came out with “someone poked you”
Then it came to “someone waved you”
Soon it’ll be "someone fingered you”

Utakuwa ukiamka asubuhi unakuta nomi, brayo, jonte and 8 others fingered you[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

And when I wake up I finger them back, kwani shida nnini...😴

hazard Don · Mar 25, 2019

Numbisa said:
1980s : average parent ; 4 kids

2017: average kid ; 4 parents

True

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Numbisa · Mar 28, 2019

In my culture,when there is a ceremony next door we dont cook

Numbisa · Mar 28, 2019

So much wisdom on People's WhatsApp status, so much foolishness when you start chatting with them.

Numbisa · Mar 28, 2019

Don't Feel Bad if You Have A Small Dick Everything Happens For a Reason, Maybe it Won't reach Deep into Where STD And HIV Are Kept.

Numbisa · Mar 28, 2019

Congratulations to women who got pregnant by men they met on Facebook, youre carrying a little notification...

ipyax · Apr 1, 2019

Hahahaha ,this quote imenivunja mbavu,,.

Numbisa said:
How can a man hurt such a beautiful & sweet girl like you?" Says a MAN who wants to finish you OFF

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Njopino · Apr 2, 2019

Numbisa said:
When English is not your mother tongue and you see twins..
YOU: Hello guys, you look twice
TWINS: What do you mean?
YOU: I mean you look again..[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

You look again...😂😂😂😂😂😂

Numbisa · Apr 2, 2019

Some people get married early and think they're older than you and start giving you advice. one day i will slap someone

Numbisa · Apr 2, 2019

I confess.. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they Call

Numbisa · Apr 5, 2019

I've been hearing things like "Legends are born in October,. Kings & Queens born in June" ..but these April babies are so silent ama mnadhani hatujui Fools are born in which month[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Numbisa · Apr 5, 2019

If you still look at the toilet paper after wiping urself, you have a problem of letting go of the past[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Numbisa · Apr 5, 2019

If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are bitextual.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Numbisa · Apr 5, 2019

When a boy loves truly he behaves like a child!! . . BUT!!!! . . . When a girl loves truly she behaves like a mother!.....[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Numbisa · Apr 5, 2019

My BF dumped me for the girl he's dating online, he didn't know am da girl. I can't wait when we meet...[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Numbisa · Apr 5, 2019

I remember when makeup was just eye pencil and vaseline. Now it's cement, concrete, head pan and other building materials[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Mine eyes · Apr 6, 2019

Numbisa said:
You’re not depressed, you just don’t have any money.

Don't argue.. Rich depressed people can't see this post[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

True

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