World is so funny. Lol!

Numbisa said:

When You Go With Your Girlfriend To Your Friend's House And The Dog Doesn't Bark At Her. Wisdom, my brother, i say wisdom!

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This real does ring a bell!

Fact:

The only three people a woman attentively listens to and obeys sincerely and does exactly as they say is a DOCTOR, the PASTOR and PHOTOGRAPHER, otherwise if you're neither of the three, sit down and be strong...

If she doesn't scream during sex. My nigga you have your own mouth....
SCREAM!!!!!

Chemistry class in Tanzania kwa kiswahili

"Heliamu na nitrojeni zikikongamana kong'okong'o zasawasha bakshishi ya samawati selusheni iliyo na efevensi..."
This alone will make you drop out of school and become a witch doctor...

My only biggest fear of going abroad is being chased by a dog that doesn't understand the term 'kwenda huko"

A drunk man was struggling to open his room door with his key...as he staggered left & right.His neighbour asked him: "Sir can I help to open the door?"
Drunk: "don't worry yourself. Just help me hold the house straight,I will be able to open the door!

I was in a cab today and the cab driver said "I love my job,I'm my own boss.No body tells me what to do"!.Then I said, "turn left!".

Facebook Should Send Us Notifications Like: Fredrick & Amanda Have Broken Up U Can Make Your Move now[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Dating an identical twin stops you from saying words like "no one is like you"
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Have u ever made a Fake story and your friend says "Oh I remember that"

Girls be like
12:00:I'm coming
14:00:I'm leaving the house now
16:00:I'm in a taxi
18:00:Sorry can't make it,mom say I must cook!

"Are you still angry?"
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That's how 99% of African girls do apologise.

I was in town this morning when Japanese man approached me,"please......can you take?"he said handing me a camera.As he stood against the wall smilling....I got into a taxi and thought,"what a nice guy!!".

Nowadays before dating anyone ask them to bring a letter of recommendation from their EX. You deserve to know who you are dealing with....

A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, “This is disappointing. It only lasted for 30 seconds!” “Good,” replied his wife. “Now you know how I always feel.”

Teacher : can you tell me 2 pronouns ??[emoji19][emoji19]
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Me : Who ? Me? [emoji54][emoji54]
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Teacher : correct very Good [emoji4]
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Freyzem girlfriend just tweeted "I love his chest tattoos" but JF man looking at his chest and ain't got any tattoo.
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You dont even have a passport but your naked pictures are in America.
My sister you made it.

When you start to realize people have moved on without you. Accept it and move on. Don't go to social media and become a poet[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Fat girls are the most selfish people in the world.They will sit down with a mini-skirt and you will see nothing my brother,nothing!!!