Mzee Mwanakijiji
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Mimi siwezi kukumbuka movies zote nilizoona, let alone the best scenes kutoka katika kila movie kiasi cha kuzi rank hivyo.
1. Kwny Coming to America pale wazee wa MYT SHARP wanapobishana, "I suppose nobody here has heard of Cassius Clay." "You see I ain't saying Clay is bad........"......................"That's wahat he did with Joe Louis's ass"........"Fuc* you and Fuc* you and Fuc* you, who is next?"
2. Kwenye movie Mrs Doubtfire, Daniel Hillard akiongea na wanawe, "Can't you just tell mummy you are sorry?"
3. Maneno ya mwisho ya Jake Sully kwenye Avatar, "It's me Jake Sully signing off."
Na nyingine nyingi (Limit ya post ni 3!)
TOM: Who was the guy u were dancing with ?
NICOLE: A friend of the Zigler
TOM: what did he want ?
NICOLE: Sex mhhh upstairs
TOM : Is that all ?
NICOLE: yeah yeah that is all
TOM: So he just wanted to F**k my wife
TOM: Well I guess it is understandable
NICOLE; Understandable !!!????
TOM : yeah bcs U re very very Beautiful woman
NICOLE: Wooooow!!!! wait bcs am beautiful woman the only reason any man ever wants to talk to me is bcs he wants to to f***k me. Is that what u re saying?
TOM: Well I don't think its quite that black and white but I think we both know what are men like
NICOLE : So on that basis I should conclude that u wanted to F***k those two models
TOM ; there are exceptions
NICOLE: and what makes u and exception?
TOM what makes me an exception is that I happen to be in love with you . And bcs we are married and bcs I would never lie to you or hut you.
NICOLE: Do u realise wht you are saying is that the only reason u would nt fu**K those model is bcs of consideration of me not bcs you really wouldn't want to.
TOM: please lets relax u re becoming aggressive