Ziara ya Mrema London mwaka jana

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:lying:While visiting England,
Mr. Mrema the Chairman of TLP was invited to have tea with the Queen.
He asked her what her leadership philosophy. She said that it is to be surrounded with intelligent people.
He asked how she knows if they're intelligent.
"I do so by asking them the right questions," said the Queen.
"Allow me to demonstrate. "
She phoned Tony Blair, "Mr. Prime Minister. Please answer this question: Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"
Tony Blair responded, "It's me, ma'am."
"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," said the Queen.
She hangs up and said, "Did you get that, Mr. Eliatonga?"
"Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"
Upon returning to DAR, he decided he'd better put the minister of infrastructure by then Mr. Mramba to the test.
He invited Mr. Mramba.
"Heh brother, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."
"Why, of course. What's on your mind?"
"Uh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Mramba hems and haws and finally asked, "Can I think about it and get back to you?" Mrema agreed, and Mramba left.
He immediately called a meeting of other senior opposition parties and they puzzled over the question for several hours, but nobody could come up with an answer.
Finally, in desperation, Mramba called Magufuli, the former minister of his ministry, and explained his problem.
"Now look here Magufuli, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother, or your sister. Who is it?"
Magufuli answered immediately, "Simple, It's me, of course.
Much relieved, Mramba rushed back to Mrema and exclaims,
"I know the answer! I know who it is! It's Magufuli, the former minister of my ministry!!!! !!"
And Mrema replied in disgust,
"PUMBAFU mkubwa wewe, ovyo kabisa, it’s Tony Blair!!"
 
:becky::becky::becky::becky::becky: both Mrambaramba and Mremaaaa are Bumundas. teh teh teh!!!
 
sikujua kama mtu anaweza kucheka hata siku amabyo hakupanga kufanya hivyo!!!!!!!! hahaha
 
...when the same question went to DR.SLAA .......majesticaly said..." they are TONY & MAGUFULI"
 
hawa ndo viongozi wetu wa kiafrika kama JK kila wanachokiona ulaya wanataka kifanyike na hapa Bongo kama huko Ulaya bila kuzingatia hali ya mazingira yetu hapa
 
assume swali hilo angeulizwa kiongozi katika ccm ya leo!!!!!!
 
Utingo said:
assume swali hilo angeulizwa kiongozi katika ccm ya leo!!!!!!
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ah! Hamjashtukia kwani mramba na magufuli ni mawaziri wa nani? Mrema! Au mnataka kusema hawa ni wasaidizi wa mrema dah! Jamaa kichwa!
 

ok mkuu lkn umetafsiri hii joke hapa chini
Bush
is invited to tea with
Abdul Kalam.

He asks Kalam
what his leadership philosophy is.
Hesays that, it is to surround himself with
intelligent people.

Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent.

"I do so by asking them the right questions," says
Kalam. "Allow me to demonstrate."

Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says,

"Mr.Prime Minister, please answer this question:
Your mother has a child, and your father has a child,
and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"

Manmohan immediately responds,
"It's me, Sir !"

"Correct.. Thank you and good-bye" says Kalam. He hangs
up and says," Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"

Bush nods: "Yes Mr. President. Thanks a lot.

I'll definitely be using that!"


Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides
he'd better put Condoleezza Rice
to the test.
Bush summons her to the White House and says,
"Condoleezza, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."

"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"

Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a
child, and your father has a child, and this child is not
your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Rice was puzzled and finally asks, "Can I think about
it and get back to you?" Bush agrees, and Rice leaves.

Rice immediately calls a meeting of senior senators,
and they puzzle over the question for several hours,
but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally,
in desperation,
Rice calls

Colin Powell

and explains the problem.

"Mr. Powell, your mother has a child, and your father
has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister.
Who is it?"

Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course."

Much relieved, Rice rushes back to the White House,
finds George Bush, and exclaims,

"I know the answer, sir! I know
who it is!
It's our Colin Powell!"

And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, ..



It's Manmohan Singh!"
 
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