JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

kama nilivyoikuta hapa best diamond platnumz won best insurance award source: Insurance: best diamond platnumz won best insurance award - Kwetu Shy blog

Eti huyu shori anataka nianze kumfukuzia na ameniambia kabisa kwamba inabidi nitie bidii kumfukuzia lkn mimi nimegoma kwa maana najua kwamba msela alikuwa anapiga kabla ya hapo wakamwagana, sasa...

Kuna jamaa walikuwa wanavuta bangi, kiberiti kikaisha. Wakamtuma mwenzao mmoja nje akatafute kiberiti, yule jamaa aliyetumwa akatoka akazunguka na kurudi tena ndani kwa wenzake akawauliza 'jamaa...

Pale unapo kuwa nauhusiano na binti wa kinyaki....Afu we Mtanga Elly: hellow baby Atupile: Yes hubby Elly: Unaona hali ya hewa kimvua kinashawishi... Atupile: haswaaa tena kwa kilimo cha...

Hello, Hello, Mimi kazi yangu ni ya kuzungukazunguka, hadi mwaka jana safari nyingi zilikuwa ni za nchini, kwenda Mbwemkuru, Mlaghahedo, Kindunkuru, etc zilikuwa ni safari za kawaida kikazi...

A young boy says to his father "Dad, our math teacher is asking to see you." "What happened?" The father asks. "Well, she asks me, 'how much is 7 * 9?' I answer '63' , then she asks, 'and 9 *...

Katika mazingira ya sio ya kawaida REPORTER anakuhoji wakati upo hoi

Ebwana wanaJF Mzuka! Amani iwe kwenu. Yani ni zali ya aina yake. Ni hivi ukiondoa JF masaa hayapiti kama sijasoma Daily Mail online UK. August 2015 walileta habari ya mwanamke muingereza ambaye...

Husika na kichwa cha habarini hapo juu. Nikiwa memba wa JF tangu 2012 lakini kwasababu zisizoelezeka nikapoteza nywila ya kitambulisho changu cha awali,ikabidi tena nijisajili mwaka 2015, sasa...

Lady:ninunulie lunch Man: una boyfriend? Lady: yeah, why asking? Man: umewahi kusikia wafanyakazi wa Vodacom wakilipwa na Airtel ? [emoji15] [emoji15]

Funguka kitu chochote ambacho hutaweza kukisahau katika maisha yako yote. Karbun

Husband sat quietly reading a newspaper [emoji65] Wife: Honey, I wish I was that newspaper. Husband: Why? Wife: So you could hold me in your hands all day.[emoji20] Husband: Oh. I wish you were...

Namshukuru Mungu kunipa tena kibali cha kutimiza umri huu! Nawatakia wale wenzangu tuliozaliwa tarehe kama ya leo na mwez huu!! happy birthday to us!

Leo ni siku ya kuzaliwa kwa kijana Yericko Nyerere

Wengi wetu huadhimisha siku mbalimbali za maisha yetu kwa njia mbalimbali ikiwemo sherehe kubwa. Je ni sherehe ipi katika hizi ni mhimu kukumbukwa na kwa sababu gani! 1) Siku ya kuzaliwa 2) Siku...

Boy: "Hi, is your name Google?" Girl: (No, Why?) Boy: "Because you have everything I'm looking for.;)

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Hii Kali Jamaa mmoja kakutana na demu mkalii Mlimani City... Akamfuata na kumuomba namba ya simu... akapewa wakiwa karibu na parking... Baada ya kupewa namba akamuaga binti akaelekea kwenye...