JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

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Hope mlikua na siku njema ya "Wapendanao". Jamani, hivi hii imekaaje? Mpo mabinti wa tupu mmeamua kutoka na kwenda ku barizi either bar au kwenye restaurant. Mmeagiza vinywaji vyenu na mnaendelea...

Henryyyyyyy.... Ars 4 Milan 0. After Thienry henry come from the bench......thubutuuuu Arsenal have accept a HEAVY DEFEAT at san siro, 4 - 0. Ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaa

Hi all! Please read this an interesting application for employment!!! Dear Sir I refer to the recent death of the Technical Manager at your company and wish to apply for the replacement of the...

Wadau, Ni imani yangu hapa Jf tuko members wa aina na wa fani tofautitofauti. Kwa faida ya fani zenu ninawaomba sana mnitendee haki, kunijuza hili. Hawa wanyama mf. Ng'ombe , Mbuzi ...

Huyu member kapigwa ban, sijui ni ya muda gani ila ukweli nimemmiss sana, hii ni kutokana na misimamo yake mikali pale anapoamua kutetea kile anachoamini, ki2 kinachopelekea mjadala kushiba data...

Jamaa yupo church kamzimikia binti ,wakati wa kutoa sadaka jamaa kamwambia binti asiende kwani atamlipia.

Nimekuchagua wewe.....Ni wewe tu nikupendaye.... Pls come this way....

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A trucker was driving his fully loaded rig to the top of a steep hill. Just as he was starting down the equally steep other side, he noticed a man and a woman lying in the center of the road...

W'ke wawili yaani X and Y walikufa kisha kukutana ahera, X:alimwuliza Y mwenzangu ulikufaje? Y:Akamjibu nilikufa nikiwa kwenye friji, na wewe mwenzangu je?? X:Nilikuwa nimetoka sokoni, narudi...

Ushamba ni kujamba mbele za watu halafu unajifanya unaongea kwa sauti ya juu ili uwakeep busy wasisikie harufu

Form 4 wa 2011 mnayaonaje matokeo?

1. Kitanda hakina kunguni 2. Sijauona mwezi wangu 3. Jamaa yeke ni bushoke Maneno mengine yapi unayajua?

*** *#$123456 ....asubuhi e he » »nmefka sa ngapi tz

Customer : My wife needs a bra but, I don't know the size. Sales girl : Touch my breast and try to calculate. Customer : Oh ! I forgot she needs panties too....

Jamani nina kadi 8 za Michango ya harusi. nina Mdogo wangu karudi home Ada. Kodi ya Nyumba inaisha mwezi huu. Halafu nataka nimtoe out Preta. yaani nitachanganyikiwa muda sio mrefu.

jamani tutafika kweli? Anna Makinda - Tumeongeza posho kwa wabunge kwasababu maisha ya Dodoma yamekua magumu sana..... Basil Mramba Waziri--- Ndege ya Rais Lazima Inunuliwe ikiwezekana hata...

Source Yahoofriends Mie sijui kama umeiona hiyo samahani. Endelea Sala Kuu: MOSHI: Mungu Onesha Sehemu Hela Iko Viitikio: 1. Hata Ikipungua Mungu...

A lady went to a psychiatrist complaining of a terrible phobia. “Every time I lay down on my bed I get this terrible fear that there is something underneath. “Wow” responded the psychiatrist “I’ve...