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Kumbe hii hotel iliyoko azikiwe kule juu ni uwanja wa helikopta..! Nimeshuhudilea leo saa 3 asubuhi hii.

Ng'ombe kaulizwa mbona kila ukitoka kukamuliwa unanuna??Ng'ombe akajibu huyu binadamu sijui kitu yake haisimami?,kila siku ananichezea maziwa kunitia hanitii. Cheka unenepe

Je ni hisia gani uliwahi kuzipata ulipovuta marijuana aka bange aka majani na je hii kitu inasaidia watu kufaulu darasani?! mwaka tuliomaliza form four zaidi ya nusu ya darasa tulikuwa tunavuta...

Hivi TBC kama hamtaki kutoa coverage ya habari za CHADEMA si muache yaani huyu katibu wa CHADEMA ametoa neno moja tu na siku zote hamtoi habari za CHADEMA vizuri hata msipotoa sis tutapata tu...

MAMBO 3 FANYA KWA KUFIKIRIA SANA 1.Mapenzi 2.maongezi 3.maamuzi MAMBO 3 USIYAONE MEPESI 1.deni 2.majukumu 3.maradhi VITU 3 HAVIMNGOJI MTU 1.mauti 2.wakati 3.umri ICHUNGE MISINGI 6...

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Natuma salaam kwenu Watanzania wote na si Wadanganyika, sijawasahau, nawapenda sana. Ila nimeona niwaulize bayana, linalonikera moyoni. Hakika nilipo ni pazuri sana, ukifika wewe hutorudi...

ningependa kuwajulia hali.. siku njema..

Respected sir, I love your wife. Yours sincerely.

cheka uongeze siku......An American, Japanese and a Chinese went for a hike one day. It was a very hot. They were sweating and exhausted. When they came upon a small lake, they took off all their...

Ndugu wana JF. Mimi kama Mtanzania mpenda maendeleo na nimwana CDM mwenye kadi. Napendekeza tuangalia kwa undani suala la maelendeleo na suala zima la kuwahimiza watanzania na kuwajengea uwezo wa...

Swali langu ni Je ( Kaburi gani ambalo lilitembea na maiti?) Nawaombeni munijibu asanteni

Kifo alimwendea kijana nakumwambia ''leo ni siku yako''Kijana akajibu ''sipo tayari''kifo akamwambia tena ''ila jina lako ndo linalofuata kwenye list yangu''Kijana akamjibu kifo ''kwanini usikae...

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private...

Poor guy A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him...

One spelling mistake can destroy a marriage.A husband on a business trip sent an sms to his wife and forgot 2 add ''e'' at the end of the word, ''I'm having such a good time, I only wish u were...

Dume moja liliokota kifaa cha "Twanga Halafu Kimbia" na wakakubaliana kwenda nyumbani kwa "Msichana". Baada ya kumaliza kufanya mapenzi, dume likaona picha ya mwanamume juu ya meza. Wivu wa ghafla...

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."...

Jambazi aliingia kanisani na bunduki, akasema wanaosema wanampenda YESU wabaki humu na wasiompenda watoke nje. Waumini wote wakatoka nje, ndani akabaki mchungaji tu na wazee wawili. Jambazi...