JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

kirefu cha fifa. Footbol isnot for arsenal

What a boring wkend!!!

Salaam wana JF Kuna swali juzi nimeulizwa na mtoto angu mdogo. Sikuweza kumjibu vizur. Ktk saa, mfano saa mbili kwa kiswahili ni 2 ila kwa kizungu ni 8. Akaniuliza sababu gani inayofanya namba...

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. They did their thing and before he left he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have...

A Young Girl After Her Honeymoon Came Fully Exhausted And Tired. Her Friends Asked Her What Happened? She Replied: When This 70 Year Old Bastard Told Me He Has Saved A Lot From Last 50...

Kuna jamaa mmoja aliota kuwa ameokota fuko la hela. Ndani ya ufuko kulikuwa na fedha nying sana, zilikuwa na za silva. Fuko lilikuwa limetobok, hivyo pesa zilikuwa zinadondoka akaamua kuweka...

Mmarekani:Sisi ndo wa kwanza kwend mwezini. Mrusi: sisi tulikuwa wa kwanza kwenda space. mbongo:sisi tunajipanga kwenda kwenye jua; Mrusi;lol,we mbongo noma. Mmarekani:we mbogo hamtaweza jua...

Nachukua nafasi hii kuwapongeza wenzetu wote waliokuwa wamefunga kwenye huu mwezi Mtukufu, marafiki zangu wa karibu sana pia nawapongeza sana na ninawatakia sikukuu njema ya Eid Mfurahie sikukuu...

Nimepokea sms inasema.`YOUR CELL NUMBER HAS WON 415000 POUNDS FROM NOKIA-UK PROMO.FOR CLAIMS SEND YOUR DETAILS TO OUR EMAIL; nokiaukcashoff@gmail.com imetumwa kutoka namba+4916096535804. Je kuna...

Today is a day with a Speacial date which is supposed to make you feel like a Speacial person…. That because it is one of those days in which history brought you on Earth…. Today is a day of...

First of all thanks Mom & Papa for giving me a life! My respect for you knows no boundaries maximum respects to you Mom & Papa! Words cannot express my appreciation on my birthday, as today is a...

Wan JF kwema haya hawa jamaa wameleta vibweka gani huko mtaani maana wanaongeza kasi ya umaarufu kwenye magazeti kwa vituko vyao nawasilisha

Nitakuwa mtovu wa fadhila kama nikishindwa kuwashukuru ndugu zangu waislamu hasa majirani zangu.Kipindi chote cha mfungo ukarimu nilioushuhudia ni wa ajabu,kuanzia huduma ya tende na harua(sijui...

Three Times A Week An elderly woman went to the doctor for a check up. After examining her and checking her cardiovascular activity, the doctor recommended that she engage in sexual activity...

Mchaga mmoja alipata mtoto wa kipwani kwenda nae guest house mwanamke kavua nguo,shanga tele kiunoni.mchaga yesuu na maria hisi Rosari sijui zimeibiwa parokia gani?

Marafiki, Wajukuu, wapwa, mabinamu na mashemeji.... Likuwa mwezi mgumu wenye wingi wa makeke...... Ilipingua kampani ya Ile "MUPE MURUKE" Ile "Njoo upate mbili" Tulibakia wachache Stuli ndefu...

wana jf habari zenu mimi ninataka kuzungumzia hili suala la muvi zetu. hivi karibuni nimejalibu kuangalia muvi kazaa na kuona washiliki waliopo humo hawana sifa zozote za uigizaji, eti kisa ni...

There's this guy in a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy and just...

Hii ilitokea wakati nipo primary school pale mpakani Tunduma.Kwa sababu tuko mpakani,ilikuwa si ajabu mtoto wa TZ kwenda kusoma pale Nakonde,zambia na pia wao kuja kusoma kwetu.Basi one day...

Watu pipoooooooo hamna hata laptop mkaingia kutoa matukio ya mitaani Idd inakwendaje najua ni mengi tu Panaboa kama na kesho hali itakuwa hivi itabidi Mod . waifunge JF kidogo kwa mapumziko...