JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Ndugu zangu swala la mgao wa umeme limeleta matabaka makumbwa mawili kati ya wanao athirika na wasio athirika ,Hii inatokana na selikali kutangaza kuwa mgao utapungua au kuisha kabisa ...
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A big town lawyer went duck hunting in Bukoba rural . He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell int o a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an...
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Katika pitapita yangu mtaani, nilifanikiwa kukutana na malaria sugu, akishangilia ushindi wa JK uliokuwa umetangazwa punde na tume feki ya uchaguzi!alionekana mchangamfu,mwenye haiba na furaha ya...
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Kuna jamaa alikuwa kiwembe balaa akaamua kuoa, kila wakati akawa anapigiwa simu na videmu vyake mpk wife wake akashtukia akawa anapokea yeye, jamaa kuona kila siku anakuwa na ugomvi na wife...
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1.Ukininyima.. Unanionea, 2.Ukinipa-unajipendekeza 3.Ukiniacha-unaniogopa 4.ukinipiga-unanionea Hahahaa ni maneno ya baadhi ya watu hayo mitaani, vp ushawah kukutana nayo kwenu??
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Follow the link and test your concentration: http://www.gjk2.com/test/test.swf
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A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The...
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Kwa kweli sisi watu weusi lazima tumlaumu huyu jamaa sana....mungu baada ya kuwaumba binadam aliwaita aina zote na kuwambia kila mmoja aseme anachotaka...akaanza mzungu akasema anaomba apewe...
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Kuna mtoto mmoja alikuwa mvivu sana kusali wakati wa kulala kwa sababu ya usingiz na sala kuwa ndefu, hivo akaamua kuandika sala kwenye karatasi na kubandika ukutani chumbani hivo anavolala...
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The job security quiz will help judge how long you'll end up at your current job and what will become of you. The boss appears at your cubicle and finds you playing DOOM at your desk, you...
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Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance drivers come quicker Australians do it Down Under Bach did it using the organ Bankers do it with interest...
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Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: That depends on the wage rate. Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. One to assume the ladder...
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kuna jamaa mmoja alikuwa ameoa na ana mtoto mmoja wa kiume mwenye umri wa miaka minne.. kutokana na ugumu wa maisha jamaa alikuwa amepanga chumba kimoja uswazi hivyo ili kuepuka ufinyu wa chumba...
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Cologne, May 27 dpa - The U.S. dollar is undervalued against the Deutsch-mark based on how many "Big Mac" hamburger sandwiches the two currencies can purchase, said one of Germany's leading...
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Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/he keeps cranking out. AVERAGE: Not too bright. EXCEPTIONALLY WELL...
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....The boss (Director) came early morning in the office and found his manager kissing his secretary... He shouted at him angrily,''Is this what I pay you for?'' The manager replied, ''No Sir...
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Katika sherehe moja baada ya mnyama mbuzi kuchinjwa,jamaa walichukua korodani zake na kuanza kuziandaa kwa ajili ya kuzila.Katikati ya maandalizi mara akaja mtoto mmoja,akidhani kwamba yale ni...
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Huyu jamaa sitakanimsahau kwa kesi yake ilivyokuwa......natamani ningemjua yule jaji aliyefanya kazi hiyo.
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Ni uonevu usiopimika kwa waziri wa maliasili kumfukuza kazi mkurugenzi wa wanyamapori. Kwa nini asiwaachie wanyamapori wenyewe wamfukuze mkurugenzi wao kama hawamtaki.....?
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It was the first day of school and a new student named Chandrashekhar Subrahmanyam entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said...
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