JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

An attractive woman approached a man in a bar and whispered in his ear,"£50 and I will do anything you wish".He peels off two twenties and a ten,hands over the money to her and says,"Right,go and...

MAYA AMKUFURU MUNGU Na Imelda Mtema Mcheza sinema za Bongo ambaye ni muumini mzuri wa dini ya Kiislam, Mayasa Mrisho a.k.a Maya amemkufuru Mungu baada ya kunaswa na vuvuzela wetu akipombeka...

jamaa mmoja alifanikiwa kuoa mdada ambae alikua hajawahi kufanya kabisaaa mambo yetu yalee..! yani I mean alikua b*kra..!!! sasa kabla ya kufanya kile kitendo mkewe akamwambia " jack hebu nieleze...

Jamani binti yangu mdogo kasikia tangazo la ulevi noma sasa akaniuliza eti baba wale kina dada wanaosema ona macho yalivyowatoka kama mbwa anasubiri mizoga, walikuwa wanasubiri tulewe a wapi...

Jack ateswa na usagaji Na Gladiness Mallya MSHIRIKI wa Miss Tanzania 2005 akitokea Kanda ya Ilala, Jaqueline Patrick (pichani) ameibuka na kusema anateswa sana na wasichana wenzake ambao ni...

A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. His son asked "Dad why?" He answered "so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum."

The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary. He shouted at him, "Is this what I pay you for?" The manager replied: "No, sir, this I do free of charge."

A lovely woman was caring for his dying husband for more than three months, while none of his relatives helped her coz the man was suffering severe dirrhoea. Finally the man passed away. All near...

A lady approaches her priest and says, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.” “What do they say?” the priest inquires. “They...

nilikuwa na shida na simu yangu leo hii basi nikaamua nipige zantel customer care basi nimetekenywa sana na sauti ya yule dada niliyezungumza nae maana baada ya kumaliza maaelekezo yangu...

Jamaa mmoja toka kijiji fulani wilayan ngara mkoan kagera aliingia bank huku akiwa ameshka spana,alipohojiwa na walinzi kuhusu kuingia na spana bank,akajibu anataka kufungua account..bac wateja...

BAR vs BRA What are the similarities of BAR & BRA 1. Both words have the same letters 2. Both are drinking zones 3. Both have restricted timing for opening & closing 4. More...

Eti wanasema "Heshima ni kitu cha bure", mbona sisi walalahoi hatuitwi "waheshimiwa"? au hatustahili "heshima" au "kuheshimiwa" ? Wanasiasa bana! Nilikuwepo! wasalimieni JF Chit Chat

She came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, she bit me, sucked, swallowed. When I wake up she had gone. I was hurt. Was it a dream? No! It was true. BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!

nilipamisi sana pale Picnic Bar na kusafisha macho ya wadada wakazi...... Jana nikaamua nipite pite angalau nioshe macho. aisee nilishangaa napita nikakutana na kabinti kadogo kwa makadirio yangu...

Wakuu salaam.Nimefurahishwa sana na vazi la Mdee alilovaa leo wakati hue akiwasilisha Hotuba yake ya Ardhi,Nyumba na Maendeleo ya Makazi. Katika hotuba yake amewalipua Mkapa, Mangula, Sumaye...

BAR vs BRA .. 1. Both words have the same letters 2. Both are drinking zones 3. Both have restricted timing for opening & closing 4. More importantly, both makes men crazy when open...

Daugher: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree. Mother: Stupid! He wdnted to see ur panty. Daughter: I am clever i din't wear any of them.

Jamaa alkuwa ndani ya daladala, tumbo likaanza kumsumbua coz ya gesi.Jamaa akaona bora ajambe kwa kufuata biti la mziki. Jamaa kweli kajamba kufuata biti na tumbo lka2lia.Alipokuwa akishuka...

Nilisikia mlevi mmoja anampa maelekezo Muhudumu aliyekuwa kashika vinywaji kadhaa tayari kwa kuwahudumia wateja!