JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

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Padri alikuwa anafuga kuku, siiku moja jogoo akapotea, akaamua kutangaza kanisani. PADRI Wangapi wana Jogoo? Wanaume wote wakasimama. PADRI Wangapi wameona Jogoo? Wanawake wote...
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kuna kazi zingine ngumu.... kazi ya kupiga picha ilinishinda kkwa kweli...lol
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Wakati mwingine askari polisi wa usalama barabarani wanashindwa kukaa barabarani badala yake wanajificha kwenye vibanda kuvizia madereva wafanye kosa ili waombe “posho”. Wiki iliyopita nilikuwa...
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Baada ya kumsikiliza Simon Kisena akipangua maswali huku na kule kama kipa wa Bacelona na kujiridhisha kuwa hatumii masaburi kufikiri na yuko fiti kumkichwa napendekeza jiji la dar libinafsishwe...
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A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a...
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Hivi wabunge waliokubali kwenda na ndege zilizotolewa na kampuni ya uchimbaji madini ya Barick kwaajili ya uchunguzi wa shughuli za mgodi huo wametoa mfano gani kwa taifa,hiyo si rushwa?
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Assume you were Mh Speaker. You have a contentious budget estimates to be debated after they have been withdrawn to avoid been blocked. You know ‘your party’ was embarrassed by the withdrawal and...
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Hili ni swali... kwa ninavyojua mimi shela (vazi jeupe lenye kifuniko..) ya harusi huvaliwa na mwanamke "bikira" wakati wa kufunga ndoa.. ila siku hizi hata wenye mimba za miezi tisa wanavaa na...
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Kwa sisi old skool tunakumbuka IKARUS buses hapa DSM under Usafiri Dar Es Salaam. Tukumbuke model hii ya transport ,wakati huo ndio iliyopo miji mikuu ya civilised countries. Huwezi kuwa na...
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Leo nikiwa nafatilia mechi ya Simba na AFC Leopard ya kenya ghafla aliingia aliekuwa diwani wa kata ya Elerai kwa tiketi ya CHADEMA (Bayo) kilichofata ni kurushiwa matusi kama **** wewe huna...
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Mwanangu siku moja aliniuliza "Hivi JK ni Rais wa Daslam au Waziri wa mambo ya nje?" Sasa sijui aliipata wapi hiyo coz hata sisi watu wazima hatumwelewi huyu Mkuu wetu.
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kuna tetesi zinasema kuwa mmoja wa wagombea uenyekiti wa bavicha John heche ana umri wa miaka 30 ilhali hata mdogo wake wa damu Chacha heche naye ana niaka 30, je ni kweli kuwa hao ndugu ni...
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Ukimya wa W.J Malecela unatutisha tulizoea kubishana nae humu na kubadilishana mawazo au CCM wamempiga BAN ?
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Hotuba ya waziri wa nishati na madini,mheshimiwa william mganga ngeleja atakayoitoa bungeni siku chache zijazo,"ndugu zangu watanzania,maji katika bwawa la mtera yamebaki ya kuchambia tu,sasa...
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baba mwenye makengeza alipamiana na mtoto kisha akawa mkali,we mtoto hutizami unakoenda,mtoto akajibu ni wewe unakotizama huendi.
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mama mmoja wa mkoa wa kilimanjaro alimuuliza mama wa kiswahili hifi mamananihii subeda haonekani sikuhisi amemsafirisha?mama akajibu mwanangu kavunja ungo simrusuhu atembee tena,mama wa...
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From Yahoo friends THE BIBLE & THE COAL BASKET The story is told of an old man who lived on a farm in the mountains of eastern Kentucky with his yonug grandson. Each morning, Grandpa was up early...
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uvivu waweza kuwa kipaji, <br /> <br /> mtoto; Baba naomba uniletee hiyo glass<br /> <br /> Baba; Njoo uchukue mwenyewe<br /> <br /> Mtoto: Baba niletee basiiiii!<br /> <br /> Baba...
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A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. The Maid defended herself by saying "Sir, you are my witness you know I never wear panties." Pigia mstariii...
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aliegundua maziwa ya ng'ombe alikua anafanya nini na ng'ombe mpaka akajua haya ni maziwa na yanafaa kwa ma2mizi ya binadamu
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