JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

One day a friend said to his friend: "Our friendship means a lot to me - when you cry I cry, when you laugh I laugh when you jump outta window.........I look down, then I laugh again."

Jamani wapendwa nimekaa kijiweni na rafiki zangu na nimesikia misemo iliyonifurahisha hebu ione mwenyewe: -kusoma kuelewa kukesha mbwembwe. -si mbuyu peke yake...

Kwa mujibu wa Dr bigwa wa wanyama wizara ya maliasili na utalii. Simba huyo alionekana mara ya mwisho mikumi mwezi uliopita. Chanza cha habari kinasema, simba huyo alianza maandamano wiki...

Hodi hodi wana jamii forum,the nest of great thinkers,naomba kupokelewa katika forum bora kuliko zote ninazozijua.

Jacob age 85, and Rebeka age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way go past a drugstore. Jacob suggests that they go in...

VER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A PSYCHIATRIST AND TOLD HIM... 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody...

The vocabulary of a kibanda near you. don't ignore this when you are in Kenya 1. Chapati dunga - this is where a chapati is rolled and pierced with a fork. 2. chapati dondosa - this is where...

Masharobaro wote walikufa "Gongo la mboto"kutokana na majibu yao.Ona ilivyokuwa:- Lala chini bom hilo! "ntachafuka men" Tamko!hali ya hatari panda lory! "nasubir tax men" Zima simu kuepuka...

Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangements. Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself. Husband make...

Mtoto alimuona babake anakojoa MTOTO>Baba hiyo nini? BABA>Heshima Siku ya birthday ya mtoto.DJ akasema Sasa ni zamu ya birthday boy kutoa HESHIMA Kwa wageni waalikwa mtoto kwa haraka sana...

One day Bill and Tom went to the restaurant for dinner.As soon as the waiter took out two steaks,Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.Tom wasn't happy about that:"when are you...

Kutokana na matukio haya mawili abiria kutoka tanzania ambao ni wanasiasa wamekuwa wakizuiwa kusafiri kwa shirika la ndege la Afrika kusini. Tukio la kwanza. Wabunge wawili wa CHADEMA wakiwa...

Kuna tetesi kuwa JK alipokuwa Ufaransa alidondoka mara mbili,nasikia amerudi bongo kimya kimya na sasa ameenda kwa babu kule Loliondo ili apewe tiba ya ugonjwa wake wa kudondoka dondoka ovyo.

Mchaga kapata mtoto wa Kipwani. Kwenda guest house, mwanamke kavua nguo!shanga tele! MCHAGA:Yesuu na maria!hisi rosari simeibiwa Parokia gani? oteee!!!!

Kutoka kwenye maktaba yetu ya matukio yanayohusu bunge la jamhuri kuna matukio mawili yanayohusu wabunge wa CCM na CHADEMA wakati wa kuapishwa kama ifuatavyo: Tukio la kwanza. Mbunge mmoja wa...

A Girl sending msg to her lover> If you are Sleeping,Send me your Dream. If you are Crying, Send me your Tears. If you are Laughing, Send me your Laugh. THE LOVER REPLY BACK> I AM IN THE...

Kutokana na mazingira unayo ishi hasa ukiangalia yale yanayowatokea wenzako waliyo tofauti na wewe kijinsia, ingekuwaje kwako? Kiupande wangu, mi naona ningelikuwa nimeshaolewa na nina totoz kama...

Mtoto kaona nyeti ya baba yake, Akauliza "nini hii"? Baba,akajibu "ni Heshima", kesho yake wakaja wageni, baba akamwambia mtoto, "toa heshima kwa wageni", mtoto akatoa Nyeti yake, akaonesha...

Wakati anadakia dakia (mahojiano) na kutokwenda na utaratibu wa mahakama, jaji alimwamuru askari kwa kumwambia: mpe chai. Yule mdakiaji akapigwa mkono m1 wa nguvu, akatulia. Baada ya mambo...

Mtoto mmoja aliamua kulitoa lililoko moyoni mwake kwa muda mrefu mazungumzo yalikua hivi:-MTOTO-mama nikwambie kitu?MAMA-niambie tu mwanangu.MTOTO-wakati nipo tumboni kunalidudu lilikua...