A couple living in a small Scottish Highlands village take on an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bathroom as...
Police was investigating the mysterious death of a prominent businessman who had jumped from a window of his 9th-story office.
Nancy, his voluptuous private secretary could offer no explanation...
Babu mmoja alikuwa na wake wawili wa kwanza alikuwa azai wa pili alikuwa na watoto. Huyo mke wa pili na watoto wake kila kukicha walikuwa hawaishi kumnyanyasa mke mgumba kwa vijembe vya hapa na...
Doctor: "It's no good. I can't find anything wrong with you. It must just be the effects of drinking."
Patient: "I'll come back when you're sober then!"
Monday
Breakfast - Who can eat Breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth. Lunch - Send your secretary out for six "gutbombers" - those little hamburgers that used...
Siku moja jamaa alitoka zake safari ya mbali baada yakulakiwa na mtoto wake mdogo mazungumzo yao yalikuwa hivi Mtoto: Baba mbona safari hii umekaa muda mrefu? Baba: Mwanangu miangaiko ilikuwa...
A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town. Things were getting hot and heavy when the girl stopped...
WanaJF niaje ninaiman kuwa hawa wote wapo ndan ya jamii inayo2zunguka kila cku. Ila ukipewa nafas ya wewe kuchakua yup kat ya hawa unaweza ukaona anaafadhar kuish nae na kwanini unaona anaafadhari...
Napenda kuwapongeza wasomi na wachania mada mbalimbali, nalotaka kuasa we must write topics which will make people to think which should not be bios and too logical,i have been reading some...
Kuna mwizi mmoja alibahatika kuiba kuku lkn kuna jamaa wawili walikuwa wakimshuhudia ktk pilika zake hizo za kuiba na kuanza kumkimbiza,lkn wao walikuwa wanamkimbiza kimya kimya bila kupiga kelele...
MAMA MKWE>Binti samahani sana,Ukweli hasa huyu mtoto hafanani kabisa na mwanangu(Baba yake mtoto).
BINTI> Mama bila samahani,mimi huku chini nina njia ya uzazi na sio Machine ya photo...
Nilikua napitia blog flani nikakutana na habari kua binti mmoja wa aliyewahi kua waziri hapa Tz amechomwa visu na mpenziwe cjui mume au mchumba, baada ya kumfamaniwa mume/mchumba wake na demu...
A riddle for the day
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
John Komba has a small one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use it.
Kikwete uses his all the time...
There were these three guys at the lake, a German, an Englishman and a Nigerian.
The German took out his thing, put it in the water, waited a while and told the others: "I can feel the water...
EE Mkwere uliye madarakani, jina lako usanii mtupu, madaraka yako ni udikiteta, utupe leo mamilioni yetu ya EPA, uwasamehe wafungwa wote magerezani kama ulivyomsamehe Lowasa, usitutie katika...
Little Johnny rushes home from school. He invades the fridge and is scooping out some cherry vanilla ice cream when his mother enters the kitchen. She says, "Put that away Johnny! You can't have...
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