Careful with the name you give your child. It might just reveal your obsession!!!
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children...
Mvuta bangi karejea kwake usiku, kamkuta mkewe kalala na chupi yenye kimkanda tu kwa nyuma(g string). Jamaa kaanza kucheka mpaka mke wake akaamka, akamuuliza unacheka nini? Kamjibu, ni mara yangu...
A peak of female innocence, which always dare me to marry back in home country =))!!! A young couple was married, and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time...
Umelala,ukaota umekufa,uko mbinguni,ila malaika akakwambia unanafasi ya kurudi tena duniani.Ila uchague,urudi kama kuku au kama bata.Ukaöna bora kuku.Ukaambiwa lazima ufanye mazoezi ya kutaga,basi...
Kwa makanisa ya wakatoliki yenye maeneo makubwa maranyingi mapadre
huzikwa kwenye maeneo hayo. Kisa hiki kilitokea kwenye makaburi
walikozikwa watumishi wa mungu. Vijana walienda kuiba...
Little Johnny was known for his vulgarity. Once, the teacher called all the girls and said, "Today if Johnny says anything vulgar, you get up n walk out, as a sign of protest."In class, Johnny...
A WIFE IS LIKE A TV
When Comparison comes around: -
A Wife is like a TV
A Girlfriend is like a MOBILE
At home u watch TV, but when u go out u take your MOBILE
No money, u sell the TV, got...
A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours."
The guy leaves.
A few days later the same guy...
YANAYO TUFANYA TUWE WASWAHILI...
1.Unawasalimia watu usiowajuwa na kutaka
urafiki na kila anayetaka kuzungumza na wewe,
halafu unaanza kumwita mtu huyo(usiyemjuwa
undani wake wala tabia...
"Hi dear
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in
trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute
circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes,
standing in your triangular...
Jomo
The speech below was also allegedly made by him.
"Ladies and Women, my beloved husbands and men in this general assembly I am thank you very difficult for your kind to forgive me this hour...
Jamani naomba kuuliza hapa JF kua kuna watu wawili majina yao yanashabihiana! Hivi huyu Paka Mweusi na PakaJimmy je wanaundugu wowote? Asanteni sana kama mtanifanyia huu uvumbuzi kuhusu hawa The...
It has been said that Eighty percent of Kindergartners solved this riddle, but only 5% of Stanford graduates figured it out!
Can you answer the following questions? in just one, same word? Yes...