JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Careful with the name you give your child. It might just reveal your obsession!!! A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children...
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Mvuta bangi karejea kwake usiku, kamkuta mkewe kalala na chupi yenye kimkanda tu kwa nyuma(g string). Jamaa kaanza kucheka mpaka mke wake akaamka, akamuuliza unacheka nini? Kamjibu, ni mara yangu...
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Jamani nani anajua Chagga day iko lini na inafanyika wapi 2011? tafadhali tuungane kwenye hili
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Wife to husband- "U dont Luv Me at all.." Husband points towards their five children and says- "do u think I downloaded them from google"?
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A peak of female innocence, which always dare me to marry back in home country =))!!! A young couple was married, and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time...
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Umelala,ukaota umekufa,uko mbinguni,ila malaika akakwambia unanafasi ya kurudi tena duniani.Ila uchague,urudi kama kuku au kama bata.Ukaöna bora kuku.Ukaambiwa lazima ufanye mazoezi ya kutaga,basi...
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Kwa makanisa ya wakatoliki yenye maeneo makubwa maranyingi mapadre huzikwa kwenye maeneo hayo. Kisa hiki kilitokea kwenye makaburi walikozikwa watumishi wa mungu. Vijana walienda kuiba...
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Little Johnny was known for his vulgarity. Once, the teacher called all the girls and said, "Today if Johnny says anything vulgar, you get up n walk out, as a sign of protest."In class, Johnny...
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A WIFE IS LIKE A TV When Comparison comes around: - A Wife is like a TV A Girlfriend is like a MOBILE At home u watch TV, but when u go out u take your MOBILE No money, u sell the TV, got...
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A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves. A few days later the same guy...
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Kama utani vile ila jamaa wapo, na wana wateja kama kawaida. Chirbit - huduma ya kulia msibani - mambo - share audio easily
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Mwalimu aliuliza swali wanafunzi wa chekechea wakawa wanajibu. Mwalimu: Sehemu gani ya mwili mtu akifa inaenda mbinguni? Mwanafunzi 1: Roho ndio inaenda. Mwanafunzi 2: Moyo. Mwanafunzi 3...
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Mchagga alinunua mbuzi! Akamwambia mpishi; Nyama nusu ipikie pilau na nyingine itie kwenye friza! Kichwa fanya supu na miguu fanya mchuzi chukuchuku! Ngozi usitupe tutafanya mswala, utumbo...
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YANAYO TUFANYA TUWE WASWAHILI... 1.Unawasalimia watu usiowajuwa na kutaka urafiki na kila anayetaka kuzungumza na wewe, halafu unaanza kumwita mtu huyo(usiyemjuwa undani wake wala tabia...
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"Hi dear Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular...
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Jomo The speech below was also allegedly made by him. "Ladies and Women, my beloved husbands and men in this general assembly I am thank you very difficult for your kind to forgive me this hour...
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Jamani naomba kuuliza hapa JF kua kuna watu wawili majina yao yanashabihiana! Hivi huyu Paka Mweusi na PakaJimmy je wanaundugu wowote? Asanteni sana kama mtanifanyia huu uvumbuzi kuhusu hawa The...
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WIFE:-What will you do when i die? HUSBAND:- Get mad WIFE:-Want you get married? HUSBAND:- MAD MAN CAN DO ANY THING :spider:
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It has been said that Eighty percent of Kindergartners solved this riddle, but only 5% of Stanford graduates figured it out! Can you answer the following questions? in just one, same word? Yes...
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