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IF an earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hits Nigeria Early tomorrow, and Two million Nigerians die, this would be the worlds reaction:
Canada would send troopers to help...
Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!!
--Anonymous
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Fred and Mary get married but couldn't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's house for their first night together.
In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up...
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. 'Oh my...
For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to Ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large...
Two men, both married, were discussing their lives. Suddenly one says," You know, I think I would like to die before my wife"
" Now why is that"? Asked the other.
" Because if she's there when I...
A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes, he looks into his shirt pocket again and orders another shot. The...
Dear My love Salary
Please come back to STAY with me.
You left in such a rush last month,
I didn't even have time to tell you about my plans.
I'm sorry about what I did last month...
A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a Subway next to a Priest.
The man's neck tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of Gin was sticking...
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON''T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.
Phillip Hewitson,an elderly man from Norwich UK,was going up to bed,when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in...
Kwa wale waliohudhuria tamasha alilotumbuiza mwanamziki Fari Ipupa kutoka DRC nadhani watakumbuka akitaja jina na kumwita mwanadada Yasmine ambaye kwenye hilo tamasha alikuwa amekaa kwenye jukwaa...
Umepewa sarafu tatu zinazofanana na mzani,sarafu mbili zinalingana uzito na moja ina uzito mkubwa ukilinganisha na mbili zilizobaki.Je utafanyaje ili uijue hiyo sarafu yenye uzito mkubwa.Unatakiwa...
Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's
morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business.
Several members did not approve of her extra curricular...