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There was a contruction worker who was working on a building when he fell 15 stories to his bloody death. He arrived at the pearly gates and St. Peter said "Oh, I am sorry, my son. But you have...
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A chicken farmer went to a local bar.... Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.. The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!' 'What a...
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Jana nilikuwa naangalia CNN nika muona mwana mama(Sara Sidner) mmoja aki-report toka Thailand kwa wale jamaa wa mashati mekundu. Kutokana na hilo niliamua kumtafuta kwenye mtandao ili nifahamu...
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A husband and wife are travelling by car from Brisbane to Melbourne . After almost ten hours on the road, they're too tired to continue and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice...
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A polish man moved to the USA and married an American Girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he...
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TUKO kijiweni kama kawaida, tunawaza jinsi nji inavyokwenda, tunafikiria malumbano haya yanayoanzia makanisani na misikitini na kuangalia mustakabali wa nji hii, ambayo ina Serikali isiyo na...
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Hebu jaribu kuchangamsha akili kidogo ipate afya'! A: If you were to put a coin into an empty bottle and then insert a cork into the neck, how could you remove the coin without taking out the...
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Wakuu hii ni sharia mpya - imeshaanza tumika mikoani na kwenye wilaya zetu, ningependa na hapa jijini ianze kutumika hasa kwenye mahoteli na nyumba zote za kulala wageni (Gesti)
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Hii nimeikuta BongoRadio, A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her young husbands Constant demands for sex, decides to make a schedule for him, to cut down on the amount of times...
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Tanzania imekosa mapato ambayo ingeyapata kama timu zingeukodi uwanja huo kwa ajili ya kujiandaa na mashindano ya Kombe la Dunia yatakayofanyika Afrika kusini kesho. habari zilizotufikia kutoka...
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Trust is one of the most essential components that bind a husband and wife in the strong bond of marriage. Hence, if one of the partners breaks this trust, it is surely going to bring a lot of...
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:mad2: Ni Ngumu tena ni kavu inapoingia, ni taamu ikiwa ndani hasainapopokolewa chini,juu,kulia,kushoto na inapotoka imelowa tena imelegea. hayo ndoi maajabu ya BIG G. umewahi kuonja?????:confused2:
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Doctor Dave had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn’t. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every...
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Here we go: A trucker who was speeding down a steep hill noticed a man and a woman lying on the center of the road making love. He blew his horn several times as he was bearing down on them...
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A biology teacher wished to demonstrate to his students the harmful effects of alcohol on living organisms. For his experiment, he showed them a beaker with pond water in which there was a...
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Some one dropped this in my inbox.Yes it is a bit long but worth reading......enjoy and get the message.Week end njema. A philosophy professor stood before his class and had some items in...
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Wanachama wa jamii forum wazima nyie? Tuko pamoko kwenye mtandao huu.
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