JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Paddy has broken his leg and his buddy Mick comes over to see him. Mick says 'how ya doin'?' Paddy says ' okay but do me a favour mate, run upstairs and get me slippers, my feet...

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria...

Na Mwandishi Wetu Msanii wa kiwango cha Kimataifa nchini, Steven Charles Kanumba anazidi kung’ang’aniwa na ‘skandali’ za kuwafaidi warembo anaocheza nao filamu mbalimbali za Kibongo, Ijumaa...

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." The second...

Judge: Do you want to live with your mother? Child: No Judge: Why? Child: She beats me. Judge: Okay, so you want to live with dad? Child: No Judge: Why not? Child: He beats me too. Judge...

OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet! An 85-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the...

Johnny wanted to have s@x with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else... One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me...

:becky: Rais wa zamani wa Marekani...

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Mwanaume mmoja nchini Ireland amejikuta akimzalisha dada yake bila kutarajia baada ya kuangukia kwenye mapenzi bila kujua kuwa mwanamke huyo ni dada yake. Ameamua kufunga naye ndoa ili waweze...

A young woman several months pregnant boarded a bus. She noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more...

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''...

MKUU wa wilaya ya Mbinga, Edmund Mjengwa, amemsimamisha kazi Ofisa Mtendaji wa Kata ya Ruanda, Maurus Lulemi na kuamuru awekwe rumande. Hatua ya Mjengwa inatokana na Lulemi kudaiwa kutoa kibali...

Wife goes to Woolworths, sees men's underwear on sale. She buys a dozen of the same colour. Goes home and gives hubby. Hubby protests, "Why buy me the same colour? People will...

Kwenye baraza la kahawa Mpemba mmoja alikua anahadithia jinsi yeye na mke wake walivyosaidiwa lifti ya gari na rafiki yake mmoja jijini hapa. Alisema: "Wallahi sikujua kama Hamud alikuwa mkarimu...

Kila inapofika Mwezi Juni huwa nakikumbuka hiki kisa. Rafki yangu aliniomba nimsindikize ukweni kwao ambapo mkewe alikuwa huko kwa ajili ya kusubiri tarehe ya kujifungua. Tulipofika ukweni sasa...

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MUIM WA MAJI [ Umuhimu wa maji] Samani, siku ule mimi alikuwa sule kama mitoto ndogo, maalim nalikuwa namambia sisi ni maji ni msuri saidi moloyo kwa kurudo mswak, kuoga. kumupa dhian'g, diel na...