JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Dear Wife, Below mentioned are some of the rules and regulations you MUST follow during the WORLD CUP 1. Between 11 June and 11 July 2010, you should read the sports section of the...

A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesn't. B: I guess you...

Dear Boss I wish to let you know that the FIFA World Cup is about to begin. This is not just any other tournament, it's the World Cup! Please note that this tournament takes place every...

God Never Sent Me A Bill A man reached 70 years of age and he faced a disease; he could not urinate. The doctors informed him that he was in need of an operation to cure this disease. He...

Debrahlee Lorenzana amefukuzwa kazi kwasababu ya urembo wake Friday, June 04, 2010 3:01 AM Mwanamke mmoja nchini...

KATIKa hali ya kushangaza mwanafunzi mmoja wa kike ambaye jina lake halikuweza kupatikana, alizidisha unywaji wa pombe hali ambayo ilifanya asiwe anatambua afanyacho kwa wakati huo...

Sounds like a joke, but…….. 45 years ago, Kibaki and Michuki were in Cabinet and Kennedy was running for Presidency. Obama was 1 year old. 45 years later, Kibaki and Michuki are...

A new lady teacher came to teach 8th standard students. As it was the first day, she gave her intro, and asked all the students to Introduce themselves with name and hobby. She said, "Let's start...

NO. 1 A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's nipples while she was asleep. The next day, their driver died of poisoning. NO.2 A man is dying of cancer...

A Priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give a...

kwa jinsi anavyoweza kukumbuka mambo ya zamani utaadhani makumbusho ya Taifa hata kwa potufix bado anaonekana anauelewa wa hali ya juu. MBWEMBWE TUPU.

The Love Word: After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you! After 6 months: Of course, I love you. After 6 years: GOD, if I didn't love you, then why did I marry you? Back from Work...

Plans are already at an advanced stage for the Swahili language to be incorporated in MS Applications. Let’s take a sneak peek at developments so far: It’s the high time you buy a kamusi as...

An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cussed her. "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call...

Samuel Eto’o spends $1.3m on designer watches for teammates By Ryan Bailey Samuel Eto'o loves money. He loves it so much that he almost blew his move to Inter Milan last year by demanding a 15...

At dawn the telephone rings. 'Hello, Senor Rod? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house.' 'Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?' 'Um, I am just calling to...