Huyu mama yuko ki maslahi zaidi....
A Xhosa woman says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Ralphie, all he wants is anal $ex and my a$$hole is now the size of a 50c piece, when it used to be the size of...
Siku moja baba na familia yake walikuwa wamekaa sebuleni huku wakipiga stori moja na nyingine, ikafika wakati Baba akamtania Mama, mazungumzo yakawa kama hivi:-
Baba: Mama Joyce wewe muoga sana...
A female TV reporter went to have an interview with
A farmer, seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease .......
Lady : Good evening Sir, we are here to collect information about the...
AFTER ENGAGEMENT
HE: I waited so long for this.
SHE: Do you want me to leave?
HE: No, never.
SHE: Do you love me?
HE: Yes i did, i'm doing & i'll do.
SHE: Did you ever cheat me?
HE: I'd rather die...
A guy woke up in the morning with a terrible hangover. Next to the bed was a couple of aspirins, a glass of water, and a note from his wife ? ?Honey, there's a hot breakfast waiting for you in...
The Love Word:
After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, n> I love you, I love you!
After 6 months: Of course, I love you.
After 6 years: If I don't love you, then what are you doing in my house?
Back...
WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name in my heart and I got heart attack
Husband:
God saw me hungry, he created...
The Question: Prove that (2/10)=2
1. The Art Student
"This is out of syllabus!"
2. The Commerce Student:
"This is wrong"
3. The Medical Student:
'It is strange'
"How is it possible?"
4. The...
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the...
A couple had two little mischievous boys, ages 8 and 10. They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would get the blame...
Bonyeza maandishi kuona picha hapa chini
Mcheza filamu sistaduu wa Bongo aliye pia Miss Mwanza 2006/07, Aunt Ezekiel Grayson Jujuman Gwantwa, amebadilika kwani si yule wa mafumanizi na...
To increase your life cros you have to:
1. Ensure that you break the wind atleast 13 times in a day. The wind-breaking should be loud enough to attract the intension of
your neighbours...
Jamaa mmoja alikuwa akitokea shamba pamoja na mkewe. Wakiwa njiani waliona uyoga, wakaung'oa na kwenda nao nyumbani kwa lengo la kwenda kupika na kuula. Lakini kabla ya kufika nyumbani, wakahofu...
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