A man and his boss r riding in a train. Sittin across them is a beautiful girl and her mother. The train passed through a tunnel and there was darkness all around. While in the dark smooching...
Wedding Invitations guidelines
Since you are having a planned wedding and you are expecting a lot of free stuff, you must send out invitations! They do not have to be lengthy. Something like...
A Priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give a...
A certain catholic girl fell in love with a muslim boy, desperately wanting to be with him she asked her parents to pray that the boy be converted to christianity. One day she came home crying...
WAKAZI wa wilaya ya Songea mkoani Ruvuma wamekuwa wakikesha wilayani humo usiku na mchana wakisubiria pesa zinazotoka chini ya mti mithili ya chemchem...
Mkulima Mzushi
Mkulima amejiwa na Mwaandishi wa magazeti kumuhoji kuhusu maisha ya shambani. Mkulima huyu hawapendi Waandishi wa habari akaona vyema amchoshe katika kujibu maswali, na mambo...
......Since the wife was eight months into her Pregnancy, the husband had to sleep on the floor to avoid any regrettable mistake, which might happen pretty easily, for he had been desperate for...
A student comes to a young professor's office hours.
She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly.
'I would do anything to pass this exam.'
She leans closer to him, flips back...
Jamaa aliingia porini kuwinda na mbwa wake mzee licha ya kuchekwa sana na wenzake.
Ile kuingia porini tu, fisi huyo akajitokeza.Yule mbwa kwa uzoefu akakusanya mifupa na kuimung'unya mun'gunya...
Two guys were discussing the new secretary at their office. John to George: "Man, I dated her last Tuesday and we had wonderful sex. She's a lot better in bed than my wife!"
Two days later...
I failed every subject except for algebra.
How did you keep from failing that ?
I didn't take algebra !Teacher: Are you good at math ?
Pupil: Yes and no
Teacher: What do you mean ?
Pupil: Yes, I'm...
:target:Wife goes to supermarket, sees man's briefs on sale. She buys a dozen of the same colour. Goes home and gives hubby.
Hubby protests, " Why buy me same colour? People will think I do not...
One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?"
She...
:target:A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"
God...