A man was going around 1.00am alone in his car and got to a checkpoint.
The obviously soaked police man stopped him and asked for everything which he gave out.
The policeman had nothing to ask...
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George...
This is just to check your knowledge. Fill up the blanks. Only 3 seconds for each question. Once you pass a question you can't return. Start your time using stop watch or mobile... Please be...
Kuna watu watatu (mmoja toka marekani, mwingine toka Ulaya mashariki na mmoja toka Africa) walikuwa kuzimu. Sasa siku moja shetani akawaita wale watu watatu na kuwataka wapige simu makwao...
A woman from Tanzania is sitting in a bar at NewYork with two guys besides her.
The 1st guy says to the barman "Johnnie Walker. Single".
The 2nd blurts "Jack Daniel's. Single".
And then, the...
kumbe kiswahili bado ni ishu kwa waswahili wenyewe nacheka coz ya yule raisi wetu mmoja nasikia ni mtu wa kusini..... aliemaliza awamu yke kabla ya huyu ......eti kaenda kumtembelea baba wa taifa...
A woman from Tanzania, sitting in the bar in Harare with two guys beside her.
The first guy says to barman,"John Walker.Single."
And the second blurts "Jack Daniels.Single."
At that, the barman...
A married woman was having a really nice time with one
of her boyfriends when there was a sudden knock on the
door. Thinking that it was her husband, she instructed
the man to jump into the...
AMAZINGLY ACCURATE!
FIND OUT WHO YOUR HERO IS, HERE AT JF!
FIND OUT WHO TRULY IS YOUR ROLE MODEL.
(DON'T SCROLL DOWN YET.)
DO THE SIMPLE MATH BELOW,
THEN SCROLL DOWN TO FIND YOUR HERO.
It's...
Muhindi mmoja alikamatwa akikukojoa njiani, akaambiwa kulipa faini ya shs 1000 lakini yeye Akalipa 1500, kuulizwa hiyo 500 zaidi yanini ..Akasema,,, wakati iko nakujoa iko jamba kidogo....
Yo peeps, try this Japanese game out and see how old your brain is.
http://flashfabrica.com/f_learning/brain/brain.html
The object of the game is to tell you if your brain is as old as your...
Bush Jogging
George Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to...
I'm sure some of you can relate, and those that can't, well, this might
explain why we are the way we are.
Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. - Age Activated Attention
Deficit...
Kuna jamaa mmoja ndo ilikuwa ni mara yake ya kwanza kuja hapa Uingereza. Na kwa bahati amekuja wakati wa msimu wa theruji (winter) na yeye tangia kuzaliwa hajawahi kuona barafu ikishuka. Siku moja...
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