This is what is happening to my life now - nimechoka kabisa kuamka asubuhi
sana only to find out that my salary ends kwenye michango ya watu!
MICHANGO! Ah Mungu wangu weee... Nchi gani hii kila...
One young man went for an IAS Interview.
"When did India get independence? " He was asked.
"The efforts began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947" He replied.
"Who was...
Wakati sayansi na teknolojia vikiwa juu kabisa katika ngazi ya vitu ambavyo vimefikia mafanikio makubwa kule Marekani, jambo la kushangaza limeripotiwa. Hivi karibuni wachunguzi wa masuala ya...
Wanaume wote ambao huenda baa kunywa na kulewa wana sifa moja kubwa ambayo kila mmoja kati yao anadhani ni yeye peke yake aliye nayo.
Wote kati yao huwa wanawaona wahudumu wa baa kama vinyago...
A farmer orders an expensive milking machine. He decided to test it on
himself first, so he inserts his manhood (as it looks like cow udder) into the equipment and turns
on the switch. Soon he...
Habarini wandugu. Jana nilikabidhiwa rasmi TRL kama MD naomba mawazo yenu angalau nianze kuleta profit serikalini ikifika mwakani mwezi wa kumi. Elimu yangu MBA INFORMATICS, PGDBA,ADIT...
Wanajamii, nimeona hii video, nikabaki sina mbavu. Huwezi amini, Nyati wameamua kuungana kudai haki zao dhidi ya simba. Funny enough watanzania tunanyang'anywa haki zetu kila kukicha bado...
A man walks into a drug store with his 10-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.
The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.
"I'm sorry sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just...
Kimbweka was obsessed with women's breasts, so he went to a psychologist and told him his problem.
"Let's play a little word association game," the doctor said. "I'll say a word and you say the...
Panya watatu walikuwa na ubishi kati yao kwamba nani ni mkali kati yao?
Panya no 1: Mimi naweza kutegua mitego yoyote ile sishindwi kitu.
Panya no 2: Mimi naweza kunywa maziwa yenye sumu bila...
Mi nilitumiwa nikaambiwa hutiaji kujua kichina ila tazama mpaka mwisho?
Siyo siri nimeshindwa kugundua ujanja uliotumika hapa.
Sijui wenzangu.
http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=hwVy_2eOfsE#t=78
Stage 1 SMART
This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At...
NOT A STORY BUT A
TRUE INCIDENT
An Indian man walks into a bank in
New York City and asks for the loan officer.
He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business
for two...
Kuna kaka mmoja wa Kichaga alikuja kumtembelea ndugu yake hapo Zurich.
Kukaa pale kama siku tatu akaanza kuzoea na kuamua kutoka siku moja kwenda kutembea peke yake mjini. Jamaa kwa kuwa alikuwa...
Basi bwana.....
Wapenda ligi watatu walibishana kuwa nani amekubuhu kwa ubishi kati yao......
Wakaamua kila mmoja ahadithie ubishi alomfanyia mkewe ili wapime nani kubobea zaidikwenye hiyo...
Nauliza kwenye forum kwa wenye majibu, hivi ile aliyefulia ya The Commedy TBC 1 imetpoptelea wapi! Ilikuwa segment ya ajabu ajabu hivi ynye kudhalilisha watu - na kwa bahati mbaya watanzania...
How Fights Start.......
One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot
as an anniversary gift.. The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.. When she asked him why, he...
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