JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Dawa ya majungu! Hodi wajameni ktk jukwaa la maoni.maisha yanasogea tu na mambo yanabadilika lkn jambo moja tu linanisumbua kuhusu hawa sijui niwape jina gani labda wapika majungu.unakuta mtu...
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This is how soda machines work. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWt11kn-Iao
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Reporter: Hi Egyptian: Hello Reporter: Do u speak English Egyptian: Berfect Reporter: Do u mind if I interview u Egyptian: No, I don't have a mind Reporter: What's your name...
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Timu Ya Soka Ya Wanawake Ya Kule Nanihii
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Hotel: Morny, ruin sorbees. Guest: Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service. Hotel: Rye! Ruin sorbees ... morny! Jewish to odor sunteen?? Guest: Uh ... yes ... I'd like some bacon and...
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therevsmall.jpg (1693 bytes) Bill Gates III, The anti Christ? Well, this page is going to be both strange and interesting at the same time. We all use Microsoft products...
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Vegetarian women are always silent during sex because they cannot believe or admit that a piece of meat is giving them so much pleasure"!!
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Haniiiiiii..TWENDE PARTY!! Toa maoni yako akina dada msiniangushe
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1.Sukari,mayai,baiskeli 2.kanga,pilau,walikuku 3.sambusa,tairi za trekta 4.madaftari na bia aina zote 5.petroli,matunda,nazi 6.vitumbua,mitumba grade one 7.supu ya utumbo,mabati,vocha 8.mtego wa...
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Wakatoliki - wanaume wanne na mwanamke mmoja - walikuwa wanakunywa kahawa kwenye mkahawa jioni moja. Mwanaume wa kwanza akaanza kuwaambia marafiki zake “Mwanangu ni padri, kila anapokwenda kila...
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A Man lived alone in the countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day, the dog died, and the Man went to the parish pastor and said: 'Pastor, my dog is dead. Could there be a mass for the...
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Did know that you could clone your current Hard Drive without having to by extra software? Maybe you didn’t know that all that you needed, was already set up on your current system? Well, it is…...
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This is the best of the week!! Judge to prostitute :- 'So when did you realize you were raped?' Prostitute, wiping away tears:- 'When the cheque bounced.'
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risasi mchanganyiko...
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Katika daladala katoto kanursery kanaimba. 1-kama baba angekuwa jogoo na mama mtetea mimi ningekuwa kifaranga abiria wote kimya 2-baba angekuwa beberu na mama mbuzi mimi ningekuwa ndama. 3-konda...
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Kiongozi mkubwa, akialikwa kuzindua mradi wa uoteshaji miti huwa na yeye atapandikiza angalau mti mmoja. Akialikwa kuzindua bara bara, atatembea angalau hatua mbili tatu. Akialikwa kuzindua...
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Nimekuwa najaribu kupitia list ya wanajf, hakika kuna majina ya kuchekesha sanaa kama si kufurahisha. Hivi ulishawahi kujiuliza nini maana ya haya majina? Kwa mfano hebu cheki haya na unipe maana...
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Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techo-geek. "Hey, bud, how are ya?" "I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!" "Well, I'm glad you like...
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Smokers have smoking heart, Drinkers have an alcoholoic heart. I request you Plz don't eat sugar coz u aready have a Sweet Heart
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