: Erected by Iraqis, the 3m-high 'sole-ful' tribute to Iraqi journalist who threw his shoes at Bush
By Eddie Wrenn
Last updated at 9:01 AM on 30th January 2009
One of the most enduring...
THE BANANA TEST
There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,
a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, who pass by.
They decide to compete to see who...
#CASE 1
Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what
you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had
ordered that.
#CASE 2
At the cocktail...
Woman has Man in it;
Mrs. has Mr. in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;
No wonder men always want to be inside women!
Men were born between the legs of a woman...
A woman goes to Mozambique to attend a 2-week company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
She answers: "Thank you honey...
Who's on First
For the 21st Century
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. L ay it on me.
Condi: Hu is...
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents...
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her
boyfriend that after dinner, she...
A PhD graduate and an ordinary man went on a camping trip, set up their tent and fell asleep. Some hours later, the ordinary man woke up his Ph D friend.
friend: "Look up at the sky and tell me...
Hii sio utani, ni kweli kabisa.
Juzi mshakji alikuwa anarudi Dar toka Arusha.
Njiani haja nyepesi ukawa umembana sana, kiasi cha kushindwa kujizuia.
Kufikiri harakaharaka akaona muziki...
MSHITAKIWA Saidi Said [27] anayekabiliwa na kesi ya kuvuna zao haramu la bangi huko Chanika juzi alitoa kituko cha mwaka katika Mahakama ya Wilaya ya Ilala, baada ya kuvua nguo mahakamani na...
Ladies - If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking,
drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an
instant "fix-me-up."
Real Women - If you over-salt a...
Age of Civilization
Three men went to see God, a British, an American, and a Nigerian.
This is what happened when they got to the pearly gate.
The British guy went in first:
BRITISH MAN...
[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on...
A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice.
The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are...
This is quite funny but who would be so stupid as to play such a trick on an angry mob?
POSITIVELY PRICELESS!!!
Most Syrians struggle to read even Arabic, much less have a clue about...
After having failed his exam in 'Logistics and Organization', Danny
goes and confronts his lecturer about it.
Danny: Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?
Professor...
A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son, Playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop & her son saying;
"All of you...