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YouTube - Was Obama Really Giving a Woman A Once Over? Hii video imeweka wazi kila kitu but DAYMN! Lakini hakuishia hapo... waswahili tunasema Macho hayana pazia
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MTOTO aliyetambulika kwa jina la Sumi Salim [10] amekatika uume wake wakati akitahiriwa kwa njia ya kienyeji huko Muheza mkoani Tanga Kutokana na maumivu makali aliyoyapata mtoto huyo wakati...
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MSICHANA mmoja wa Shule ya Sekondari Mbezi Beach jijini Dar es Salaam jana alileta kituko cha mwaka baada ya kufumaniwa na dada yake akijivinjari na shemeji yake chumbani kwa dada yake huyo mkazi...
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The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private...
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Wachaga wenzangu je kirefu cha MOSHI mnakijua; kama hamkijui ni hiki hapa:- kirefu cha mji wa MOSHI M – Mungu O - Onyesha S - Sasa H - Hela I – Ilipo Wachaga oyee eeeee!!!!!!1
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Mama mmoja aliingia katika ofisi fulani,tatizo hakupiga hodi hivyo wenyeji wake ambao wote walikuwa wanaume wakahamaki, Wenyeji: we vipi,mbona haupigi hodi? ungetukuta tunavaa je? Mama mgeni...
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Teacher: If I gave you 2 rabbits ‚ and another 2 rabbits and another 2‚ how many will you have? Johnny: Seven Sir Teacher: No‚ listen carefully. If I gave you 2 rabbits...
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Waungwana, nawaomba radhi kwa Posti yangu niliyoiweka asubuhi ya leo kwa mategemeo kuwa mtaichukulia kama utani wa kawaida bila kujua kuwa itawachefua baadhi yenu. Pia bila kinyongo nawashukuru...
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A girl is standing at The Gates Of Heaven when she hears horrible screams of pain and torture coming from inside. She says to St. Peter‚ "What's going on?" He says‚ "That's the sound of new...
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Beer contains female hormones Last month, National University of Swaziland scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should...
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Security… A shop owner in Moshi, was tired of people breaking into his yard/shop so he came up with the idea of shaving his dog like a lion. Everyone in Moshi recognizes a lion...
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This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted‚ while St. Pete leafs through his Big Book. He's checking to see if the guy is worthy of entry or not. Saint Peter goes...
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Matangazo Mengine Kiboko!
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Enjoy........!
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A Man lived alone in the countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day, the dog died, and the Man went to the parish pastor and said, 'Pastor, my dog is dead. Could there be a mass for the...
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Dear Seh The steel roof and framework she is already constructed. Pleese send us the foundation plans and the drawings before the big wind she comes. Regards from Sipho, Site Supervisor...
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Ati nasikia kuna ligi ya netiboli ya wanaume Zenji.... Astighafurilahi... Picha kwa hisani ya Michuzi Blog
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Before you return home from your overseas trip I just wanted to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick-up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I...
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----- Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at £3,000. per month. My grandmother started walking five...
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