Kids Are Quick
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered...
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing 1,000,000 Tanzanian Shilling (TAS) bet.
The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the...
Susie Christian akiwa na mumewe na waoto wake saba
Mwanamke mmoja wa nchini Uingereza anazaa karibia kila mwaka tangia alipokuwa na umri wa miaka 15, hivi sasa ana...
A married businessman meets a beautiful girl and
Agrees to spend the night with her for $500.
He spends the night with her but before he leaves,
He tells her that he does not have any cash...
By the way its not laziness, here is the reason;.......................
For a couple of years many Africans have been blaming it on lack of sleep, too much pressure from job, poor blood, but now...
A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road, when the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field. The old farmer, after seeing what happened, went over to...
Jamaa mmoja wa kimaasai alinunua radio mpya akawa anasikiliza muziki na taarifa mbalimbali, siku moja alipofungulia redio yake ili asikilize kama kawaida yake,redio ile ikawa inakoroma tu na kutoa...
Yaani mpaka kwenye soccernet anatokea.... tena akiwa anakabidhiwa uzi wa timu moja maarufu na mtu mmoja maarufu kutoka nchi maarufu duniani. Nimekubali...wacha akwee mapipa tu kila leo...
'Wanawake Hupoteza Muda Mwingi Sana Kuchagua Nguo Ya Kuvaa'
Friday, July 10, 2009 7:06 AM
Matokeo ya utafiti uliofanywa nchini Uingereza umeonyesha kuwa wanawake hutumia muda mwingi sana...
A guy goes into the doctor's office.
There is a banana stuck in one of his ears, a carrot stuck in one nostril, and a cucumber in the other ear.
The man says, "Doc, this is terrible. What's...
One evening after work, a man drove his secretary home after she had a little too much to drink at a party. Although nothing happened, he decided not to mention it to his wife.
Later that...
A respectable lady went into the pharmacy, calmly walked up to the
Pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to
buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world...
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''
The driver starts getting mad at the...
Some idiot sent me these jokes so i thought of posting it here :-
AYUBA bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was...
Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes:
Dear Grand-daughter,
The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a 'Honk if you love...
A couple, Ahmed and Layla, preparing for their wedding, meet with their Mullah for counseling.
The Mullah asks if they have any last questions before they leave.
Ahmed asks, 'We realize...
Jamaa mmoja alikorofishana na mke wake kiasi cha kuishi bila kuongea kwa muda, mawasiliano ya ndani yalikuwa yanafanyika ama kwa ishara au kuandika kwenye karatasi na kuiweka mezani na kuchukua...
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