JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Three couples marry and stay at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they are taken care of by Dave the bellboy. The first man married a nurse. Dave thinks to himself, "Nurses are known to...

A guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: 'Free to good home. You want it, you take it.' For three days the...

"Aidha, Serikali inaandaa mradi mkubwa wa kujenga nyumba za walimu nchi nzima kwa kuanzia na maeneo ya pembezoni yenye mazingira magumu ili kuondoa kero za makazi ya walimu." Kuna uhusiano...

A Girl gets two tattoos on her inner thighs: one of Mike Tyson on her right inner thigh and the other is of Evander Holifield on her left inner thigh. She points to them and asks the bartender...

Once seated:- Question: "What would you like to have ...Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo , or Coffee?" Answer: "tea please" Question: " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush...

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

Mtalii: Do you have vegetables here. Mtafsiri: Mnavyo vijimeza hapa. Waiter: Vijimeza vidogo hatuna. Mtafsiri: No sir, they don't have. Mtalii: OK, fine, do you have hot dogs. Mtafsiri...

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations...

MBWA wa ajabu aliyepachikwa jina la mbwa mtu anatia hofu wakazi wa maeneo ya Goba kutokana na kukimbiza watu hovyo na kutafuna mifugo na hata kutafuna mbwa wenzake...

GONGA HAPA uone jamaa walio shiba wanavyo tumia shibe zao Au HAPA

A nightclub leaflet showing the late Pope John Paul II holding a bottle of beer and dancing with a blonde woman has been banned. The Advertising Standards Authority branded the flyer offensive...

I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling... Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her...

Hizi Technologia za sasa hivi za kumix picha zitatufikisha pabaya . . . Nimeiokota hii mahali . . . Be patient, wait and see . . .

A Priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give a...

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A priest was asking a young boy about his views on religion. "Well, priest," the boy said. "I used to pray for a bike, then I realized God doesn't work that way." The priest nodded with...

A male pastor walked into a neighborhood pub to use the toilet. The place was hopping with music and dancing, until people saw the pastor. As the room quieted down he walked up to the bartender...

My Re simay To hoom it mae cunsern, I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper. I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting. I think I am good on the...

Jionee mwenyewe..

JAJI: Nakuhukumu kwa kukutwa na mitambo ya kutengenezea gongo. MTUHUMIWA(MCHAGA): Lakini ni mitambo tu siyo gongo mheshimiwa! JAJI: Hicho ni kithibiti tosha kabisa. MTUHUMIWA(MCHAGA)...