A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and later he listened to her prayer which she ended by saying:
"God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless...
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon.
Exhausted from the...
Afisa misitu alienda kwenye shamba la miti la jamaa kukagua.
Jamaa akamwambia,"usiingie sasa hivi."Afisa akatoa kitambulisho cha kazini;akasema,"wewe ni nani wa kunizuia kwa hiki...
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer."
Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I'm to...
Naibu waziri wa Afya Aisha kigoda amezima minongono ya muda mrefu ,baada ya kuamua kuweka wazi Bungeni kuwa waziri wa Nchi ofisi ya makamu wa Rais muungano mhe Seif khatib ndiye barafu wa moyo...
wale watumiaji wa ule mtandao wetu maarufu wa kujiexpress, tiGO!, inasemekana ndio mnaoongoza kwa kukata gogo vichakani kwa muda mrefu mpaka mnaachwa na mabasi tena mnakurupuka mnavaa nguo hata...
Guyz be careful with beers!
Last month, National University of Swaziland scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should...
An MP campaigning for a fourth term in Parliament said to his constituency:
The first term you elected me, I was greedy I used all the money for myself, the second term, I collect for the...
After having failed his exam in 'Logistics and Organization', Danny
goes and confronts his lecturer about it..
Danny: Sir, do you really understand anything...
je unataka kuzidisha namba kwa 11, hujui table au huna calculator?.
usipate tabu.
chukua namba hiyo, itenge katikati, kisha chukua jumla ya digit hizo then unganisha pamoja.
mfano 1: 45 * 11...
Security
A shop owner in Moshi, was tired of people breaking into his yard/shop so he came up with the idea of shaving his dog like a lion. Everyone in Moshi...
One day Kelvin's dad brought home a robot. The robot was special in that
it could detect a lie and would slap the person who lied on the face.
Kelvin returned late from school that day and his...
hapo Tanga kuna shamba moja la minazi lililopakana na usharika mmoja ambao una sehemu ya makaburi yaliyozungushiwa uzio na kuwekewa "mfano wa geti". getini yupo mlinzi mmoja mzee mchovu hivi...
Jamaa kuona ramadhani imekaribia aingia msikitini na kuomba hivi:ee Mola naomba ramadhan ingekuwa kama world cup.iwe inakuja baada ya miaka minne na nchi ziwe zinaqualify.duh!!watu kwa kuogopa...
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