JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

What would you do ?

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was...

Baada ya kuona maajabu inabidi amuamshe mkewe na kumueleza ,mke wangu amka nikupe mawio yalionikuta usiku huu,leo nilipoamka na kwenda kujisaidia bafuni nilikutana na maajabu sijawi kuona tokea...

An idea can change a man's life,but beware a woman can change the idea that was to change your life.

A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city he came to, and park somewhere quiet so he could get an hour or two of...

Kulikuwa na njemba moja imeowa ,tatizo la njemba huyo ni kukojoa kitandani kila siku ,hatimae mke ustaarabu na uvumilivu ukamshinda ,na siku moja akaamua kumkoromea mumewe kuwa ,kazi ya kufua...

A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher...

Juzi Jumamosi nikiwa nafua nguo huku nikiwa naongea na jirani yangu ambaye ana watoto wawili mmoja ana miaka 12 na mwingine 9. Huyu wa miaka 12 ni mtoto wa kiume, alimtupia mama swali ambalo kwa...

A family was having some people to dinner. At the table, the mother turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing? "I wouldn't know what to say," replied...

It's the first day of kindergarten, and the teacher decides to do taste association. 'I'll blindfold you and give you a lifesaver, and you tell me what flavor it is,' she tells the children. So...

John finds a lamp, rubs it and out comes a genie. The genie says he will grant John three wishes with one condition: everything he wishes for, his wife will get double. So John says thats...

A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents...

Respected sir, I luv ur wife. Yours sincerely. xyz

How Technology Changed us...!

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A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?" He got the following reply. "Well, it all started when...

God asked Jomo Kenyatta how many children he had during his time on earth. He replied saying he had three! Happy with the relatively good family planning adopted, God gave Kenyatta a Mercedes...

Hello....! Did you know that on August 7, 2009 At 12hr 34 minutes and 56 seconds the time and date will be 12:34:56 07/08/09 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 This will never happen in our life again??!!!!

Majina Ya Waheshimiwa Katika Bara La Afrika SOME NAMES INDEED - David Kinembe (Miundo mbinu, Tanzania ) - James Kakuma ( Trade , Zambia ) - Akaja Katomba ( Energy ...

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