Babu Maruge akiwa darasani Saturday, August 15, 2009 9:35 AM
Mkenya aliyeingia kwenye kitabu cha rekodi za dunia, Guinness kama mwanafunzi mzee kuliko wote duniani, amefariki kabla ya kumaliza...
1. Question in a Biology exam:
Q: Draw the female reproductive organ.
A: As the exam was progressing, a girl looked between her legs.
A boy saw her and shouted,
"Excuse me, teacher...
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> Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a KENTUCKY GENTLEMAN are
> all working together one day.
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> They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
> 'I will give each...
The Love Word:
After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you!
After 6 months: Of course, I love you.
After 6 years: If I didn't love you, then why did I marry you?
Back from Work...
Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to KIGOMA .
Station Master : No Madam...
Jamaa mmoja anapiga simu ofisi ya makumbusho ya Taifa.
"Haloo hapo ni makumbusho ya taifa?
OFISI:Ndio tukusaidie nini?
JAMAA:"Ok, naomba mnikumbushe mwaka juzi saa yangu niliipoteza...
A CHAGGA MAN'S PRAYER
Oh
Lord! We humble ourselves to you this day and ask you
To forgive us our sins, although we have none. This is
Because it is not us who killed Jesus...
Mvuta Bangi aliamua kujaribu kufunga "Saum" Mwenzi wa Ramadhan.
Ilipofika saa 1.30pm,,, Mambo yakamchafukia akawa anahema kama bata..
Akachukua simu akapiga Radio-FM,, Ilikua ni kipindi cha...
Barua hii ni ya siri kwa WanaMapinduzi:
Ndugu wapenda mauaji ya Mapinduzi, sisi wakubwa zenu kwanza tunapenda kukupongezeni kwa msimamo wenu wa kutetea Mapinduzi ya Zanzibar na haki ya Tanzania...
BLACK ROBBERS (A True Story)
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> This would have to be one of the best emails I've ever read....
> (And remember it's a true story...)
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> On a recent weekend in Atlantic City , a...
I sent yesterday but the editor is hesitating. It is something worth contemplating. Someone sent me this and need people's viwes. What you gonna do?
One Friday morning, As a result of doing...
Man to friend:-i want to leave my wife as she has not been talking to me for 2 months now
Friend:- i advice you not to do that as those type of women are very rare[silent women]
Wanasiasa 40 walipata ajali mbaya porini, mkullima mmoja alipoona hivyo alichimba shimo na kuwazika wote kwa pamoja.
Baadaye polisi walikuja na kumhoji kuhusiana na ajali pamoja na maiti na...
JAMAA MMOJA KAMUULIZA MPITA NJIA HIVI: njia fupi ya kufika hospitali ni ipi??,JAMAA AKAMJIBU - UNATAKA NJIA FUPI YA KUKUPELEKA HOSPITALI?,FUNGA MACHOYAKO URUKE BARA-BARANI,SASA HIVI UTAPELEKWA...
Siku moja mwalimu alikuwa akiwafundisha wanafunzi wake makundi mbalimbali ya viumbe hai,siku hiyo aliamua kuanza kwa kuwauliza maswali wanafunzi.
Mwalimu: Kama kuku yuko katika kundi la ndege,je...
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray...
By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND
"TENJOOBERRYMUDS"...
In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice...
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