If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't , he says u are PROUD .
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If u DRESS Nicely , he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't , he says u are...
A police officer pulls over a driver and informs him that he has just won $5,000 in a safety competition, all because he is wearing his seat belt.
"What are you going to do with the prize...
Sheikh Yahya atabiri: Uchaguzi 2010 kutawaliwa makofi matupu
"Uchaguzi wa mwaka kesho ni wa makofi, hivyo viongozi wajiandae kwa hilo," alisema."
MTABIRI maarufu katika ukanda wa Afrika...
Katika jitihada za kuongeza mshiko wa kampeni, RA ameamua kuuza nyumba yake ya Mwananyamala. aliyekuwa tayari offer inakaribishwa.
Ina swimming Pool na umeme plus maji viko line ya IKULU.
Hii ndio njia mwafaka kabisa ya kusoma email na mitandao binafsi ambayo Boss wako amepiga marufuku kuitembelea wakati wa kazi.
Pia unaweza kuitumia njia hii ukiwa nyumbani kwako au hata internet...
A big shot business man had to spend a couple of days in the hospital.
He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his employees. None of the hospital staff...
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labour and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, you're the new father of...
especially in A level when you were doing mathematics or physics................! Ukikutana na maswali matatu yakakushinda mfululizo, then hata kama bado ni mapema mida ya saa tatu usiku unaanza...
Why M7 Hates Idi Amin?
An old story goes: when Amin took power he found M7 working at state house as General Security Unit (GSU) operative, wearing slippers. Amin asked who is this man? He...
While visiting England , Mr. Mrema the Chairman of TLP was invited to have tea with the Queen. He asked her what her leadership philosophy. She said that it is to be surrounded with intelligent...
A woman is sitting in bed reading a book waiting to go to sleep when her husband walks in with a sheep under his arm.
He looks at his wife and he says,
"Honey this is the cow I make love to when...
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 what is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought...
When his son refused to get a job, his father insisted he join the army.
At the induction physical, the medical doctor directed the reluctant recruit to read the eye chart across the room...
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