During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director how do
You determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we...
A drill Sergent was to escort new recruits to the mess hall. After everyone had made it through the chow line, he sat them down and told them, "There are three rules in this mess hall: Shut up...
This is crazy, but it's true
How smart is Your Right Foot?
This is so funny that it will boggle your mind and you
will keep trying at least 50 more times to see if you
can outsmart your foot...
Yo Yo hii avatar yako inanitesa, kila nnaposoma post zako, mjukuu wangu, ambae anapenda kukaa na mimi nnapokuwa jamvini, huanza kutaka kumkamata huyo ''dudu'', kisha chafuwa sana ka laptop kangu...
A man gets on a bus and sees a pretty young nun. He sits down next to her, and pleads with her: "You are so attractive and I must have s*x with you."
"No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She...
An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when...
You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples.
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in...
Rais wa Marekani Barack Obama anatarajiwa kuzuru Afrika kuanzia tar.23 Aprili Ikulu ya Marekani imeeleza.Ziara yake itaanzia nchini Kenya ambako alizaliwa baba yake Hussein Obama...
Aliyekuwa Rais wa awamu ya tatu ya Jamhuri ya Muungano wa Tanzania Mh. Benjamin William Mkapa na Waziri Mkuu mstaafu katika serikali ya awamu ya nne Mh. Edward Ngoyayi Lowassa wamekamatwa na...
binti baada ya kuolewa alikuwa na tabia ya kushinda ndani kwao akiwa uchi kama alivyozaliwa. mama yake alipomtembela kwa mara ya kwanza alimkuta hivyo akamuuliza kwa mshangao, 'mbona uko uchi?'...
Uvivu kama huu ni noma...!
Mtoto: Baba naomba glasi moja ya maji ya kunywa
Baba: Si uchukuwe mwenyewe kichaa nini?
Mtoto: Jamani baba si nimekuomba tu lakini....
Baba: Ukisema ten...
This boy has just taken his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her, "Sweetie, why don't you...
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up...
Robert Whiting, an elderly Canadian gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry on.
'You have been to France before...