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Kulikuwa na washtakiwa watatu, Mmasai, Mmakonde na Mchaga. Wote waliukumiwa kufa/kuwawa kwa kukutwa na madawa ya kulevya, kule Jamhuri ya wa watu wa China. Serikali ya China kwa kuzingatia...
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A Tourist from Germany checked into a hotel in Tanzania. At Arusha Ngorongoro Crater...! There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally...
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Wakubwa naomba kuelimishwa. Hii ni kutereza kwa ulimi au ni nini?
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pale Mkikuyu alipoambiwa aandike insha. Anndika insha kuhusu UMUHIMU WA MAJI . MBOGO ANDIKIRE INSHA YAKE UU: Siku moja ng'ombe setu silikuwa simenyota sana. Babangu aliniabia nisitware...
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A Chinese couple got married. When the baby was born, her eyes were big and blue, hair was curly and blonde, skin was brown. Finally, name of baby was SUM TING HONG ("some thing wrong")...
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click the link below, and watch the man walking in the water...! http://forum.xcitefun.net/criss-angels-outstanding-performances-mindfreak-t4428.html Or Chris Angel Slices his Body...
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Katika pitapita zangu mitaani mji wa ZnZ, siku moja nilipata bahati ya kuwasikia ndugu zangu wa kule Pemba. Walikuwa wakijadiliana kuhusu kipindi kilichokuwa kimerushwa na runinga, kipindi...
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Many Africans especially people from Bongo na kule visiwani have been travelling abroad to seek good life. Wengi wamejiripua (?!). Mhh....! Unashangaa shauri yako, Mzaramo anasema "Karaga baho na...
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Just smile ukishindwa please Tabasamu japo kidogo. http://forum.xcitefun.net/pilobolus-dance-troupe-amazing-t5252.html
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Uchangiaji fedha katika siku ya Kagera day ni vituko tupu. kiasi cha shilingi Bilioni 1.4 zilichangwa mbele ya Lowasa ikiwa nipamoja na zawadi. - Prof. Rweikiza wa Marekani- Sh. milioni 500...
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An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the...
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Schoolgirl: I do not want to take the SEX EDUCATION. Class Teacher: Why not? Schoolgirl: Someone told me the FINAL EXAM would be ORAL!"
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A couple had two little boys who were always getting into trouble. Their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their village, their sons were probably involved. The boys' mother heard...
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As you can see it is a cross between the traditional with the little thatched kiosk and the modern with the concrete building. I think this may be pretty typical of much of Africa. Although the...
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A British doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another man, and have him looking for work in six weeks." A German doctor...
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Habari za kuaminika kutoka katika mkutano mkuu wa nchi za kiarabu, zinasema kuwa wamekubaliana kubadirisha bendera zao zote ambazo zina picha au Taswira ya ndege (Bird). Wameshauriana zibadilishwe...
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The strength of a man isn't in how many women he's loved. It's in whether he can be true to the ONE woman he's trying to love. The strength of a man isn't seen in the width of his shoulders...
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A man, returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The...
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Jamaa mmoja wa kichaga aitwae Masawe aliamua kurudi kwao kwenda kusheherekea christimas kama kawaida yao karibu wachaga wote… Baada ya makaribisho ya hapa na pale na baada ya kupata mbege...
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Huyu bwana amefagilia uchafu alionao utadhani kitu cha maana sana. Lakini kwa wenzetu kuwa mchafu sana ni mtaji kwani unakuwa umejiajiri, watu wanaingia kukuona kwa dollar. You become a private...
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