JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Wakuu, sijui ni mimi mshamba au uhafidhina unanisumbua. Yani kwanza naona ambao husherekea sikukuu hasa wanaume ni kama walaini vile au hujifanya maisha ya kizunguu. Kwanza siku yenyewe ya...
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Nilichogundua humu ndani jf watu wapo tayari kueleza hisia zao na changamoto zao zinazowasibu bila kuficha hata neno moja kuliko kumueleza ndugu, jamaa au rafiki wa karibu. Zipo baadhi ya nyuzi...
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Ndio, kila mtu anajua hawa ni watu wenye akili kubwa mno na inaaminika ni Mungu kawajalia huo uwezo. ni watu wanaoaminikaa kufanya mapinduzi ya kisayansi duniani na inaaminika nyuma ya teknolojia...
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Nataka nioganaizi JF get together party, tuonane pale wote live, tufahamiane, tupiane michongo, deal, tufurahi, tunywe, wakubambiana na kupata wachumba hapo kazi kwao, Nina watu tayari washasapoti...
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*Kuna dem Kaweka status kua "Alichonipa Mungu Mwanadam hawezi kukiondoa" Nikamuuliza kwa Upole Bikra yako iko wapi..??* *Ghafla namtumia sms haziendi nadhani mtandao utakua unasumbua*...
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*Nilisave number ya supplier wa asali* "Honey" *Sasa kujeni mnisaidie* [emoji119][emoji119]‍♂‍♂ Sent using Jamii Forums mobile app
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When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!". But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!". Kwanini jamani kina dada? Funzo: Hard work is...
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Nani anamkumbuka subira yule aliyekuwa anavuta kheri, siku hizi maisha yamechanganya anavuta Bangi[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] 2 Timotheo:4.2 lihubiri neno, uwe tayari, wakati...
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*Mwalimu kaniulizaa kama mtoto mdogo anaitwa mchanga... Je mtu mkubwa anaitwaje? ... Nikamjibu anaitwa kokoto..... Ameniitaa staff room labda atakuwa ameniitia chai* *Huyu mwalimu ana roho...
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Nilimsikia mshikaji mmoja akisema "Uzuri wa mwanamke sura....tabia nitamnyoosha" wakuu naombeni na nyie mtupie kauli ambazo ziliwaacha hoi mlipozisikia kwa mara ya kwanza.....!
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Huu ni uzi huru ukiwa na wazo unaloona linafaa Kuwa wazo la siku tupia hapa. ..kijiweni Mfano tuanze na "Kadri unavyozidi kupanua ndivyo watu wananyozidi kutamani"
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kuna katabia kamezuka, vijana unawaona wamebeba mibegi, TV, stuli wanaelekea sehem tofaut tofaut kama katikati ya barabara, aidha msituni wao wanaita Location kupiga picha, Je nako nikukosa kazi...
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Foleni imenishikia chini hapa Nimeteeekwa
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*Sofia: Shangazi nina miaka 17 na nina mimba, Nitawezaje kuwaambia wazazi wangu...!?* *_Shangazi kajibu._* *Mwanangu Sofia : unawezaje kupanua miguu,ushindwe kupanua mdomo?*...
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wadauuu nani kaiona keshooo mimi ni mrefu lakini nimeishia kuona paa la nyumbaa tuuu daaaah
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Tukumbushane Maelekezo mbalimbali kutoka juu Usiiibe Usizini Usishuudie uwongo wee Weka tu Maelekezo yoyote yale kutoka juu Sent using Jamii Forums mobile app
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Nna rafiki wangu wa kike, Mara nying huwa anapenda kuwa karibu na mie, kunipigia simu na text za mara kwa Mara.. Bt nmegundua mara nyingi nkiwa nae huwa nakuwa kama sina "swaggz" na naishiwa...
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